Thanks, mevrouw Kleine Zeemeermin, I'll try to find some more songs to translate this way in the course of time.

They are different. Honing (honey) comes from bees and stroop (uitspraak) is generally made from beets. Note that the pronunciation isn't like the English 'stroop'; if you saw an English text with the word 'stroap' or 'strope', than you would probably come closer to pronouncing the Dutch word 'stroop'. If you were to pronounce the Dutch word 'stroop' the same as the English word 'stroop', which isn't correct, you'd have to write 'stroep' in Dutch (and that doesn't mean anything in Dutch).
So it's not a 'stroepwafel', as pronounced in this video …

By machine ('How to make a Dutch syrup waffle: a 'Stroopwafel'")
No, it's not a 'stroepwafel', it's str-oh-oh-p…: 'stroopwafel'. When we pronounce a long 'oh' in Dutch we write 'oo'. If we write 'oe' in Dutch it's pronounced the same as 'ooh' in English: hoek (Dutch) = hook (English), boek (Dutch) = book (English), boot (Dutch) = boat (English). Pronounced the same, same meaning!
Ik ben moe (I am tired) pronounced in English as "ick ben moo", ik ben je moeder (I am your mother) pronounced as "ick ben yə moo-dərr".
Ik koop een boot (I'm buying a boat) pronounced as "ick koap ən boat".

Stroopwafel recipe - How to make stroopwafels
Introduction to Dutch stroopwafel and Making the stroop in Earl's Kitchen: this cook pronounces 'stroop' correctly and he also knows how to pronounce 'Gouda' (and it isn't 'Goodah' ). His pronunciation of 'wafel' sounds more like 'waffel' , so if he stretches the 'ah' in 'wafel' a bit more it's almost Dutch. 'Waffel' is not so nice a Dutch word. ("Houd je waffel!" = "Shut your gob!")

Dutch people know how to pronounce 'stroopwafel', here in Rotterdam: "It's our little stroopwafel-factory" (at t=22s).

Poffertjes are a different thing. They are like small pancakes.

That is 'hagelslag'. Small sprinkles of cocoa/chocolate to sprinkle on your tasty toast. Pronounced quite good by this English speaking lady! They often come in variants: milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white/yellow and brown, and coloured ('vruchtenhagel') sprinkles. I've even seen lightgreen ones (link). If you like this on your slice of loaf, you'd better put a (very thin) layer of butter on it first, so that it sticks. Or pindakaas with hagelslag …

I don't know honingkoek. Maybe because I don't like honey, I find it too sweet.
I would call them 'afbeeldingen', 'prenten' or 'prentjes'. You have the prefix 'glans-'. OK, then we'll add the Dutch word 'glans' which means the same: 'glansprentjes'.

Here's another peculiarity: if you don't know the plural of a Dutch noun (-en or -s) and you think you know its diminutive (the form of -je to add (-pje, -tje, -kje, or just -je)), then all you have to do to form a plural of that noun is to turn the noun into a diminutive and add an 's': koek → koekje → koekjes (real plural of koek: koeken).
boot → bootje → bootjes (real plural of 'boot': boten)
boom → boompje + -s (bomen)
blad → blaadje + -s (bladen, bladeren)
vlo → vloo(i)tje + -s (vlooien)
koning → koninkje + -s (koningen)
koningin → koninginnetje + -s (koninginnen)

Anne-Lise, I like your method of studying the Dutch language.
It's an all-time Dutch classic from 1963, maybe the recording techniques and the 'entertainment value' were much more simple in the past. Or maybe it is because that Rob de Nijs is known for (some of) his 'luisterliedjes' (songs in which the text is the most important element). To listen = luisteren (something that you actively do with your ears all through the day).
An idea for the next song: "Zet een kaars voor je raam vannacht" (a cover of "Can I get there by candlelight").

Ah, wait, we have that word, too: siroop. And it's the same! (Irish) English pronunciation is easy: see-rope.

We use these round granules for celebrating births.
After your birth you are getting older by one year each year. But in Dutch there's a difference. We aren't celebrating your next birthday, we call it your 'verjaardag'. The Dutch noun verjaardag actually consists of the verb verjaren (to grow older by one year (Dutch: jaar)) and the noun dag (day). It is the day to celebrate that one year has been added to your age.

Hate to burst your bubble. I'm afraid 'pitter-patter' is English. It was added at the end of the song maybe just to refer to the English language. Raindrops are regendruppels. Pronunciation of 'druppel': drəpəl. Spetters (also a Paul Verhoeven-film (trailer)) are also druppels: regenspetters. In Dutch you could say: spitter, spetter, spatter just to reflect the sound of the rain (onomatopee, onomatopoeia). The vowels are like little soundchangers. Spitter is small, spetter is somewhat bigger, spatter is bigger, like the form of your mouth when pronouncing the vowel. Spater would be an even bigger sound, but that isn't a Dutch word, although there are similarities to be found in this song. The sound of a duck is called 'snateren' (to honk). So now we can make it rhyme: 'Spitter, spetter, spatter, spater, met je snater in het water' (and try to tell this to a duck).

Namesake.
The Dutch word for it is naamgenoot. Naam is Dutch for name. Genoot (pronunciation) can be used in combinations like echtgenoot (husband), huisgenoot (housemate), teamgenoot (teammate). Pronunciations: echtgenoot, huisgenoot, team.

Clarification: Dutch vowels are quite different from what you would expect, but to me they are often more logical than English.
Short Long
bas baas (bass / boss), kas kaas (cash / cheese)
mes mees (knife / tit)
vis vies (fish / filthy)
bos boos (forest / angry)
fut fuut (energy, strength / great crested grebe)
Dutch vowel combinations are interesting, to say the least: rauw, rouw, reuk, ruik, roek, rijk, reik.
The Dutch words rauw and rouw are pronounced the same, while also rijk and reik are pronounced the same.
Pronunciation:

Dutch German
 au      au
 ou      au
 eu      ö
 oe      u

Unique to Dutch is the 'ui' (as in regenbui, Johan Cruijff). (Note: The 'j' in Cruijff must not be pronounced, don't even try it. )
Here are some words to practise the pronunciation of eu and ui.

Siroop seems to be the older word (coming from the French word sirop), the letter 't' was added later. I read somewhere that suikerstroop is (most of the time) thicker than suikersiroop. Suiker = sugar. According to Wikipedia stroop is a thick, viscous, concentrated fluid, while siroop is thinner.

We call it 'beschuit met muisjes' (biscuit rusk with little mice), the new parents are serving them, and the muisjes are really based on aniseed and sugar.
What is 'beschuit'? (Answer) Since beschuit is very dry, we put butter on it and then sprinkle the muisjes on the beschuit.
It is customary to drink thee met beschuit (tea with zwieback).

This was your Dutch lesson for today!

Ah, that sounds like the Dutch plenzen: de regen plensde uit de hemel or just: het plensde (the rain came pouring down).Yes, "het kind plenst water in zijn gezicht" would translate as the child splashes water in his face.

It looks like the word regenplas, which is a leftover from rainfall, a puddle of water, during or after the raining. But I think ’plaskregne’ means 'een plens regen, 'een plensbui', or even worse: 'een hoosbui' or even more worse: 'een wolkbreuk' (cloudburst), literally: a breach in a cloud (an enormous amount of rain in a short period of time).

And yes, you will easily get to 10,000 posts this year! - 99 to go!

Kom uit de bedstee m'n liefste by Egbert Douwe:

O, kom uit de bedstee, mijn liefste
Oh, come out of the box bed, my love
Weet je niet, je bent al veel te laat
Don't you know, you're already far too late
Het hele dorp is al komen kijken
The whole village has already come to watch
Naar de bruidegom die in zijn hempie staat
The groom who is standing in his undershirt (fig.: looking like a fool)

O, kom uit de bedstee, mijn liefste
Oh, come out of the box bed, my love
't Is vandaag toch onze huwelijksdag
It's our wedding day today
De koster luidt al urenlang de klokken
The sexton has been ringing the bells for hours
Hij zweet zich rot en de kippen zijn van slag
He is sweating like a pig and the chickens are upset

De kerk zit al een tijd tjokvol familie
The church has been chock-full of family for a while
De organist die speelt zijn vingers blauw
The organist is playing so much, his fingers are getting blue
De kachel van de kerk is ook bezweken
The stove of the church has also collapsed
En ieder zit te barsten van de kou
And everyone is bursting with cold

De misdienaartjes worden zo balorig
The altar boys get so recalcitrant
Ik zag er eentje met een pijl en boog
I saw one with a bow and arrow
Ze speelden indiaantje op de kansel
They played cowboys and Indians on the pulpit
En je moeder kreeg een pijltje in haar oog
And your mother got an arrow in her eye

O, kom uit de bedstee, mijn liefste
Oh, come out of the box bed, my love
De hele zaak loopt vreselijk uit de hand
The whole thing is going terribly out of control
Voor een tientje gaven de getuigen
For ten guilders the witnesses gave
Een interviewtje aan een ochtendkrant
An interview to a morning-newspaper

De taxi-jongens wilden geld van vader
The taxi-guys demanded money from father
Ze gingen, want de bruid kwam niet in zicht
They left, because the bride did not come into view
Uiteindelijk is alles nog geregeld
In the end everything still got arranged
Alleen zit vaders rechteroog wel dicht
It's only that father's right eye got shut

De koster zei me hijgend onder ‘t luiden
The sexton said to me, panting while ringing
Waar blijft ze nou, zo gaat toch alles mis
What is keeping her? in this way everything will go wrong
De zaak moet rond zijn over tien minuten
The case must be closed in ten minutes
Want buiten wacht weer een begrafenis
Because a funeral is waiting outside

O, kom uit de bedstee, mijn liefste
Oh, come out of the box bed, my love
We hebben nu al lang genoeg gewacht
We have already waited long enough now
Er komt nog tijd genoeg om uit te slapen
There is still enough time to sleep late
Want na vandaag komt er een lange nacht
Because after today there will be a long night

O, kom uit de bedstee, mijn liefste
Oh, come out of the box bed, my love
Kom uit de bedstee, mijn liefste
Come out of the box bed, my love
Kom uit de bedstee, mijn liefste
Come out of the box bed, my love
Kom uit de bedstee, mijn liefste
Come out of the box bed, my love

EDIT: koster = sexton/verger
EDIT: Forgot to check a whole verse
EDIT: wilden = wanted→demanded