I guess you're asking me. Let me take you back to the beginning of this thread. It's meant as a place where we can play with language. For language afficionados. Anyone can join the party. I don't care if you're a seahorse or a jellyfish. Or blue or green. But don't be stupid, man.

What would 'trekpleister' be in German? 'Zugplaster' (lit.), else just 'Attraktion' (fig.), my dictionary says.

That's indeed interesting. You see, "Bastion Hotels" seems to be a trademark, as their logo stays the same when you switch the language of their website:
German - English - Dutch
Also, Wikipedia explains that Bastion Hotel Groep is a Dutch hotel-chain. So "Bastion Hotels" is a company name and that takes a singular form. At least, in Dutch it does, according to this page and the book "Stijlwijzer schriftelijk rapporteren" (2007) by Arjen Ligtvoet.

Pluto. Why is Pluto no longer a planet? Short introductory answer: "The discovery of other icy objects similar in size to Pluto forced a re-think by the IAU". Pluto is now one of the icy Kuiper Belt Objects and as such a dwarfplanet. Who is Kuiper? "Gerard Peter Kuiper was a Dutch–American astronomer".

I've looked it up. "The Dakar Rally (or simply "The Dakar"; formerly known as the "Paris–Dakar Rally") is an annual rally raid organised by the Amaury Sport Organisation. Most events since the inception in 1978 were from Paris, France, to Dakar, Senegal, but due to security threats in Mauritania, which led to the cancellation of the 2008 rally, races since 2009 have been held in South America."

You're asking interesting questions, mermaid, I guess we're all learning. I've been compiling at least three books and working behind the scenes of the top40.nl website for the past ten years ­— and I'm also the team captain of the top40.nl team — and haven't kept up with each and everything.

The Dutch -erij is equivalent to the German -erei, English -ery, French -erie, Italian -eria, Spanish -ería, Portuguese -aria, Swedish -eri:
bakkerij / Bäckerei / bakery / boulangerie / panetteria / panadería / padaria / bageri
brouwerij / Brauerei / brewery / brasserie / birreria / cervecería / fábrica de cerveja / bryggeri
slagerij / Fleischerei / butcher's / boucherie / macelleria / carnicería / talho / slakteri
wasserij / Wäscherei / laundry / blanchisserie / lavanderia / lavandería / lavandaria / tvätt
loterij / Lotterie / lottery / loterie / lotteria / lotería / lotaria / lotteri
More words: smederij, melkerij, (boek)binderij, (glas)blazerij, (was)blekerij, fokkerij, baggerij, drukkerij, drogerij, gieterij, yes … the list goes on and on …
EDIT: added 'brouwerij'

'Vlaams' is indeed the Dutch word for Flemish. We all speak and understand Dutch, especially the standard Dutch that is spoken on national TV and radio can be understood by all Dutch speakers from the Netherlands and Flanders. We also understand Dutch speakers in Surinam, sometimes better than some Flemish dialects. We can even understand much of Afrikaans in South Africa. As for myself, I don't speak a special dialect, my Dutch is pretty much standard, thank you , with a few dialect words that I happen to know. Under French influence, Flemish has imported some more French words, like 'camion' (Dutch: vrachtwagen, German: LKW), 'vijs' (Dutch: schroef, French: vis), 'goesting' (Dutch: zin/trek/lust, French: goût), 'gazet' (Dutch: krant, Italian: gazzetta). Also, in Belgium you would go to a 'frietkot' to buy French fries, in the Netherlands you'd go to a 'frietkraam' or to a 'snackbar'. In Flanders, if you try to get 'saté' (peanut sauce) with your French fries, you can't, they don't know it or they'll find it disgusting. In Belgium, 'patat' is a potato or a blow, in NL 'patat' is chips (French fries), in Surinam you also have 'pataat' (and 'bataat' for a sweet potato). To clean your house, in Belgium you'd call a 'kuisvrouw', in the Netherlands a 'schoonmaakster'.

Yes: NPO (Nederlandse Publieke Omroep = Dutch Public Broadcasting), in Flanders (Vlaanderen): VRT.
We had pop music broadcast from the North Sea by Radio Veronica (1960-1974) and Radio Noordzee. In 1974 they had to close down thanks to our wonderful government - they strangled (yes, here in the Netherlands, too) the radio stations that were broadcasting from the North Sea. The Belgian Radio Mi Amigo survived though.
I'm afraid you didn't mention ’Radio Mercur’, but I have a special interest in Radio Veronica and the 'Veronica Top 40' (really you wouldn't say! ) and know a lot of other people who know more about 'pirate radio from the seas'.
I also listened to Radio Luxemburg for a few years after they closed down the radio stations in 1974. I remember The Ultimate Warlord especially as one of my ultimate favourites. It's from 1979, so it seems.

Not that I know. If you don't understand someone who speaks in dialect, you can always ask what they're saying, at least you can try to. In most shops and in the horeca (hotel, restaurant, café) they speak normal Dutch, though. If you don't, you will make it harder for yourself to be understood.

Do I know any Danish music from the 50s or 60s (or even much later)? Yes, I do! Let's start with Jan & Kjeld, Nina & Frederik.
Later artists that I know which (probably) haven't been mentioned: Ida Corr, Emmelie de Forest, Mads Langer, Mø, Whigfield, Laid Back, Lukas Graham, Outlandish, DJ Visage, Safri Duo, Toy-Box, Junior Senior, Alphabeat, The Asteroids Galaxy Tour.
In Dutch it is 'men' of course and I think 'men' (3rd person singular) is more and more being pushed aside. There are enough ways to avoid using 'men', e.g. by addressing you directly ('u', 'jij', 'gij') or generally ('u', 'je', 'ge') or not at all:
Men kan de weg niet gebruiken. (One cannot use the road.)
U kunt de weg niet gebruiken. (You cannot use the road.)
Je kan de weg niet gebruiken. (You can't use the road.)
De weg kan niet gebruikt worden. (The road can't be used.)

Found a question unanswered …It isn't complex and I hope that your intent isn't robbing people in the streets … the plural of the Dutch word 'hand' is 'handen' and the Dutch word for the German 'hoch' is 'hoog'. However, to express that a process is associated with movement, we are inserting 'om-' or 'op-': kijk omhoog, omlaag, opzij.
(In Danish you have 'kro', probably related to the Dutch word 'kroeg' (pub).)

Here is another nice Dutch word: flierefluiter. Its meaning is 'nietsnut' (niets = nothing, nut = usefulness), a lazybones, in German: ein Bummelant, ein Faulenzer, ein Nichtsnutz. You'll probably recognize the word 'herberg' (D: Wirtshaus, E: tavern, F: auberge) … .

While youtubing I stumbled across a video of a Dutch cabaret performer talking about several Dutch dialects, starting off with the word 'gnoe' (gnu). It is one of the few Dutch words that begin with the two letters gn-, but we do pronounce the 'g', in contrast to English. Here are some more: gnoom (gnome), gnostiek (gnosticism), gniffelen, gnuiven.
The latter two have this meaning: to snigger, to chuckle = gniffelen; in German both 'gniffelen' and 'gnuiven' are translated by the word 'schmunzeln' .

This would definitely be a bird installment
- nog een beetje shaved off that determined to be finished post of yours, adriverhoef
Since this is quite old I chose to quote the entire paragraph:

Talking of that, our koolmeezen do ’saw filing’ – you know that tedious work you have to do when the teeth of the saw no longer are sharp.

Yes, vijlen, but our birds don't do that, they're falling from the rooftops. Koolmezen (singular: koolmees) are known to produce a "ziet-ziet-pink" (source) sound in Dutch.

Yes, vijlen has are two soundexamples for ’vijlen’. The female one sounds the best to me, because she pronounces all the letters, whereas the male one tends to omit the ’n’ much like we Danes do. We are awfully sloppy at pronunciation. The male one makes me think that he’s saying ’vijl’ or ’vijle’ whatever may mean ’file’ the tool in Dutch.
I know you have given me the tools to find everything, only I have not organized these things all that well yet.
There always seem to come a marshmallow in the way

Apart from that, ’vijlen’ is a pretty word. If you take the Danish word ’at file’ the verb and ’fil’ the noun you will find those words are prime examples of ’the stress’. Unfortunately, ’fil’ doesn’t have any soundexample yet, so I have replaced that with ’mil’ (yes, it’s ’mile’) which is pronounced in exactly the same way if you look away from that first letter. ’mi’il’ would be ’fi’il’.
However, the act of filing with a tool – shaving material from an item – is pronounced in a soft manner – and we’re back to’file’ which is as zacht as your ’vjilen’.

Anouk is very pleasant to listen to. Our birds don’t fall from the rooftops, though, but we think ’det er bedre at have en fugl i hånden end 10 på taget’ – ’it is better having one bird in one’s hand than 10 on the rooftop’.

As for the birds’ zang and roep I reckognized first roep well and the last roep is precisely the one our titmouse utters when a cat passes underneath his tree
- and here I for one always waffle between: should it be titmice or titmouses in the plural? – looked it up: anything goes
The zang I hear as quite different from that of our local titmice’, so I spent some time in that very exciting source]’source’[/url] of yours and found this to be fairly representative of what I hear. I expected the birds to sing different dialects in different locations, because I listened to a radio programme years ago dealing with the dialects of the common chaffinch
and it fascinated me.
If he lives at Bornholm he sings markedly different from his brothers in Denmark across the Baltic to the west of him. And by the way, the soundexample from England on the Wiki is very far from the Danish dialect. Would it fit how Dutch chaffinches sing?
Our chaffinches sing:
En-to-tre-fire-fem-seks kan jeg sige lige så tit det skal være ..
One-two-three-four-five-six I can say as often as you want …
Repeat – they do repeat a lot, don't they?