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Former Member
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Once a job is fooled up, anything done to improve it will only make it worse.
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Very true, and-
No matter how good your output, someone else can do better ! |
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A parade should have bands OR horses, not both.
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After the Lord Mayor's show the muck cart follows.
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If, of the seven hours you spend at work, six hours and fifty-five minutes are spent working at your desk, and the rest of the time you throw the bull with your cubicle-mate, the time at which your supervisor will walk in and ask what you're doing can be determined to within five minutes.
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If a lost article is not in the last place you look, you have not looked in the most unlikely places.
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The man who can smile when things go wrong has thought of someone he can blame it on.
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If you need needle and thread and you have the needle, you will not find the thread until the needle is lost.
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Some idiot has left open the number two impulse vent.(Check the position of all switches, knobs, and dials before turning on a piece of equipment. Both you and the equipment will live longer.)
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If you sit down in a haystack, the needle will find you.
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