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Re: Murphy's laws and corollaries

The longer your article, the more likely your computer hard disk drive
will fail while you are typing the references.
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A Purple Heart just proves that were you smart enough to think of a plan, stupid enough to try it, and lucky enough to survive.
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Re: Murphy's laws and corollaries

If you are absolutely positive and would bet your life, without any hesitation at all, that it is in your desk draw, then chances are, it’ll be on the "frigand" Garage shelf.

You all have a nice day.

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Re: Murphy's laws and corollaries

$100 placed at 7% interest compounded quarterly for 200 years will increase to more than $100,000,000 by which time it will be worth nothing.
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Odd objects attract fire. You are odd.
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Re: Murphy's laws and corollaries

People are always available for work in the past tense.
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Re: Murphy's laws and corollaries

A watched pot never boils, but an unwatched pot always boils over.
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A generation which ignores history has no past -- and no future.
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The lion and the calf shall lie down together, but the calf won't get much sleep.
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The rain falls on both the just and the unjust. But mostly on the just because the unjust have stolen their umbrellas.
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