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Re: Murphy's laws and corollaries

In a mathematical calculation, any error that can creep in, will. Iwill be in the direction that will do the most damage to the calculation
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There are only two times when vending machine operators appear: when you kick the machine in disgust, and when you try to shake the machine to make your stuck snack fall.
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In a billiards club:-

A watched potter never pots
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The most interesting specimen will not be labeled.
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Did you know Murphy's Law isn't what you think it is?

The correct, *original* Murphy's Law reads: "If there are two or more ways to do something, and one of those ways can result in a catastrophe, then someone will do it."

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Edward A. Murphy, Jr. was one of the engineers on the rocket-sled experiments that were done by the U.S. Air Force in 1949 to test human acceleration tolerances (USAF project MX981). One experiment involved a set of 16 accelerometers mounted to different parts of the subject's body. There were two ways each sensor could be glued to its mount, and somebody methodically installed all 16 the wrong way around. Murphy then made the original form of his pronouncement, which the test subject (Major John Paul Stapp) quoted at a news conference a few days later.

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Those who know the least will always know it the loudest
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The most interesting document is indecipherable
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When a customer has a large number of specialty locks , that lock will require very expensive service and pin kits.
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Noel's Law: One clockup leads to another.
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Your bivouac for the night is the spot where you got tired of marching that day.
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