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Re: Murphy's laws and corollaries

Never stand between a fire hydrant and a dog.

[Oct 27, 2007 12:21:05 PM]

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Re: Murphy's laws and corollaries

Murphy's Law of Equality

Things equal to nothing else are equal to each other.

[Oct 28, 2007 3:57:49 PM]

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Re: Murphy's laws and corollaries

The more cordial the buyer's secretary, the greater the odds that the competition already has the order

[Oct 28, 2007 3:59:52 PM]

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Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations

The tough part about being an officer is that the troops don't know what they want, but they know for certain what they don't want.

[Oct 28, 2007 4:36:00 PM]

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Re: Murphy's laws and corollaries

When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.

[Oct 28, 2007 10:17:24 PM]

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Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations

All-weather close air support doesn't work in bad weather.

[Oct 29, 2007 4:14:23 PM]

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A man is only king in his own castle as long as he controls the remote.

[Oct 29, 2007 5:48:50 PM]

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Murphy's Law of Moving Heavy Stuff

The more weight you have to carry and the farther you have to carry it the more much your nose itches.

[Oct 29, 2007 8:06:01 PM]

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Hyacinth's rule of hospitality

You can sit anywhere you like . . . but not there!

[Nov 1, 2007 2:08:12 PM]

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The attention span of a computer is only as long as its switch-on time.

[Nov 5, 2007 8:23:04 PM]

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