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Re: Murphy's laws and corollaries
The most frequently forgotten word is "amnesia."
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Cynics are right nine times out of ten; what undoes them is their belief that they are right ten times out of ten.
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Never stand when you can sit, never sit when you can lie down, never stay awake when you can sleep.
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Never help a woman with the housework; there are only two ways of doing it, and whichever you choose will be the wrong one.
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A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't.
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If you are working on an important project, any dogs and/or cats in the house will immediately place themselves upon it.
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There are only two kinds of woman, the bitchy one and the . . . er . . . errrr -

There is only one kind of woman.
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Paper is always strongest at the perforations.
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The school playground domination factor is inversely proportional to the individual I.Q.
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A Garibaldi biscuit will always break somewhere between the score marks
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