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A flying particle will always seek the nearest eye
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Time flies, you can not; they fly too fast.
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If your pencil tip is broken, writing is pointless
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The dirtiest job is the cleaner's
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Trouble strikes in series of threes, but when working around the house the next job after a series of three is not the fourth job -- it's the start of a brand new series of three.
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He who hesitates is bossed
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You're doing the "Only 27 more minutes of the shift from hell happy-dance", only to turn around to see your supervisor standing there.
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If you win a raffle prize on thw www, you are on someone else's computer.
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Anyone can log your keys - except you.
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When British Field Marshal Bernard Montgomery visited California in 1946, Mr. and Mrs. Samuel Goldwyn hosted a dinner in his honor. "It gives me great pleasure," Goldwyn announced, "to welcome to Hollywood a very distinguished soldier. Ladies and gentlemen, I propose a toast to Marshall Field Montgomery." An awkward silence followed - at last broken by Jack Warner: "You mean," he suggested, "Montgomery Ward?"
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