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cool Nursery Rhymes you probably didn't recite as a kid
Mary had a little lamb,
Her daddy shot it dead.
And now it goes to school with her...
Between two bits of bread.
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Little "Hijack" Horner sat on the corner,
Watching the cars go by....
He stuck in his thumb,
And pulled out a gun,
And said "Gimme your car keys or DIE"
devilish devilish devilish
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Re: Nursery Rhymes you probably didn't recite as a kid
See-saw Marjory Daw,
Charley shall have a new mistress,
She shall have a whole shilling a night,
As long as she gives him no distress.
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Re: Nursery Rhymes you probably didn't recite as a kid
Mary had a little lamb
With lots of O.K. sauce
And here's a hint,
The sauce was mint
Of course
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Re: Nursery Rhymes you probably didn't recite as a kid
Mary had a little pig
She could'nt stop it gruntin'
She took it down the garden path
And kicked its f***** C*** in.
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Re: Nursery Rhymes you probably didn't recite as a kid
The Lewis Carrol version:

Twinkle,twinkle,little bat
How I wonder what you're at
Up above the world you fly
Like a tea tray in the sky
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Re: Nursery Rhymes you probably didn't recite as a kid
Mary had a little dress,
Split right up the sides.
And everywhere that Mary went,
The boys could see her thighs.

Mary had another dress,
Split right up the front...
She never wore that one! whistling
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Re: Nursery Rhymes you probably didn't recite as a kid
Oh give me a home
Where no buffalo roam
And no deer or antelope play

Home Home in the City
Where everyones outlook is Chitty
Where never is heard an encouraging word
And the skies stay smoggy all day....
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Re: Nursery Rhymes you probably didn't recite as a kid
Mary had a litle lamb
He had a sooty foot,
And into Mary's bread and jam
His sooty foot he put.
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Re: Nursery Rhymes you probably didn't recite as a kid
Moon is dimly lighting
Pierrot, be a friend.
I've a note for writing,
You've a pen to lend.
Dead now are my candle
And my fire alike.
Turn me your door handle
For the love
Of
Mike.
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Re: Nursery Rhymes you probably didn't recite as a kid
Mary had a little lamb,
The doctors were surprised!
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