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Stupidity cannot be cured with money, or through education, or by legislation. Stupidity is not a sin; the victim can't help being stupid. But stupidity is the only universal capital crime; the sentence is death, there is no appeal, and execution is carried out automatically and without pity.
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No matter how long or how hard you shop for an item, after you've bought it, it will be on sale somewhere cheaper.
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Climate is what we expect; weather is what we get.
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Whatever you lose will turn up when you have
1). bought a replacement 2). forgotten what use it was 3). no further use for it 4). lost the other part 5). acquired something better |
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No man is lonely while eating spaghetti
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A search for something always reveals something
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The trouble with most jobs is the resemblance to being in a sled dog team. No one gets a change of scenery, except the lead dog.
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No matter how short or long the drive to work, the windscreen will defrost the moment you arrive - and no sooner.
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He who hesitates is bossed!
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Murphy's golden rule: whoever has the gold makes the rules.
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