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Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations
To steal information from a person is called plagiarism. To steal information from the enemy is called gathering intelligence. |
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To err is human, to forgive is not company policy
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To err is human; to create chaos requires a computer.
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If mathematically you end up with the incorrect answer, try multiplying by the page number
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If your advance is going well, you are walking into an ambush.
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Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot of frogs.
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There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love.
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Never stand between a fire hydrant and a dog
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The primary function of the design engineer is to make things difficult for the fabricator and impossible for the serviceman.
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The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.
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