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Re: Murphy's laws and corollaries

A man in the house is worth two in the street.
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Re: Murphy's laws and corollaries

Folks playing leapfrog must complete all jumps.
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The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire.
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An object will fall so as to do the most damage.
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The best things in the world are free --- and worth every penny of it.
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The easiest way of making money is to stop losing it.
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"The shortest distance between two points is under construction."
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You match 4 numbers, but you lost your ticket
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All the good ones are taken.
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Doctors only ask your name when the patient isn't doing well
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