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Fuzzy project objectives are used to avoid embarrassment of estimating the corresponding costs.
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The fish are always biting - yesterday.
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Your lost needle will be found by your son, husband or brother-in-law, while walking around barefoot
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The mud that won't come off on the doormat, immediately clings to the best carpet.
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To spot the expert, pick the one who predicts the job will take the longest and cost the most.
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The kit you hate most lasts the longest.
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Love is blind; marriage is an eye-opener.
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Law: If many damaging things can go wrong, the one that does so will be the most damaging.
Corollary: If there are many times from which to choose, nature will wait for the most damaging of them. Example: If you have spent all day Friday editing your files, and are considering pressing <ctrl>S and closing down at 16.55, your RAM will be bugged at 16.54. |
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Never argue with a woman when she is tired - or rested.
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When you see an item in the flier, by the time you get to the shop it is either sold out or doubled in price.
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