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Former Member
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No matter what solution you devise to fix a problem with your modem, it will lead to the creation of at least four other problems.
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Laundrymat Mathematics
1 Washer + 2 shirts + 2 socks = 1 machine + 1 sock + 1 hole |
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A pat on the back is only slightly removed from a kick in the pants.
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Where patience fails, force prevails.
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The more you are in a hurry, the more your cord of your mp3-player is all tangled up.
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The whole day at work it's dry except of course when you are ready to go home.
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Under the most rigorously controlled conditions of pressure, temperature, volume, humidity and other variables, the computer will do as it darn well pleases.
----------------------------------------  Edited for language...cih [Edit 1 times, last edit by Former Member at Sep 24, 2007 12:53:46 PM] |
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Anything that could choose its time to go wrong will choose one hour before closing on a Friday. (This is no coincidence - workers are at their least attentive when ready for the weekend).
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The amount of expertise varies in inverse ratio to the number of statements understood by the general public.
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Equal opportunities programs aren't.
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