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Re: Murphy's laws and corollaries

Any wire cut to length will be too short.
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[Sep 14, 2007 6:51:08 PM]

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Re: Murphy's laws and corollaries

Your spouse, who rarely visits you at your computer, will stop by at the exact moment you've receive a flirtatious page from another user. You REALLY have never chatted with them before! wink

[Sep 14, 2007 11:28:57 PM]

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Re: Murphy's laws and corollaries

When you have a mess in your home; it is for sure you will have a
unannounced visit of your parents

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[Sep 15, 2007 11:23:26 AM]

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Re: Murphy's laws and corollaries

If it ain't broke, overclock it.

[Sep 15, 2007 12:20:14 PM]

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Re: Murphy's laws and corollaries

Don't anthropomorphize electron microscopes - they hate that

[Sep 15, 2007 4:00:06 PM]

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Re: Murphy's laws and corollaries

The one you buy will be the only one that does not work.

[Sep 15, 2007 4:10:34 PM]

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Re: Murphy's laws and corollaries

You will always forget to disable call waiting when connected to a pay-by-the-minute BBS.

[Sep 15, 2007 4:19:52 PM]

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Re: Murphy's laws and corollaries

One good turn gets most of the blankets.

[Sep 16, 2007 11:15:03 AM]

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Re: Murphy's laws and corollaries

If you predict the result of F1-races and you put a driver at top for a couple of races, as soon as you replace him for another driver because he's never winning, he starts to win races. frustrated

As I once again found out today, thank you Kimi. rolling eyes

[Sep 16, 2007 4:22:16 PM]

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Re: Murphy's laws and corollaries

You are always doing something marginal when the boss drops in.

[Sep 16, 2007 7:30:26 PM]

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