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He who laughs last is probably a blonde
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Murphy's First Law for Wives: If you ask your husband to pick up five items at the store and then you add one more as an afterthought, he will forget two of the first five
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A place for everything and everything out of place.
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A device that does many jobs does not do any job
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Absinthe makes the fart grow stronger.
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The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong, it usually turns out to be impossible to get at and repair.
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Eric's dogma If all else fails, read the instructions Harold's corollary . . . but first learn Chinese why……? |
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----------------------------------------monomania Eric's dogma If all else fails, read the instructions .................................................................................................... ..................................... Harold's corollary . . . but first learn Chinese why……? Five years ago, I would have said "Japanese", but now everything new seems to be made in China. [Edit 2 times, last edit by Former Member at Aug 2, 2007 10:55:38 AM] |
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If you use square loaves, your sandwiches can be cut diagonally; this makes them digestible.
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Absense makes the heart grow fonder.
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