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Good Morning!
Sorry to intrude, but it's so cozy in here.
Hi Scibe
You may remember me as "the ugly duckling"
We used to play a game with vowels in the UD days.
It was fun and challenging.
- hello Merle
- hello to the rest of the gang

Looks like the sun will come out ...
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Good Morning!
Sorry to intrude, but it's so cozy in here.
Hi Scibe
You may remember me as "the ugly duckling"
We used to play a game with vowels in the UD days.
It was fun and challenging.
- hello Merle
- hello to the rest of the gang

Looks like the sun will come out ...


Hey you aint intruding, Old friends and New ones are always welcome here.
Pull up a chair and stay awhile!
UD, now there is something to remember! Seems a long while ago now.

Guess who has to go out for more walkies? He is sitting patiently by the front door!
Have a good day all.
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Morning all
I cant see an intruder smile
Just a visitor, and they are always welcome ....
Evolution seems to have gone adrift if you used to be an Ugly duckling shouldn't you now be a bootiful Swan 'stead of which you are now a Mermaid ???




A Man was Fishing in a small boat he felt a tug and reeled in his line. He had caught a beautiful mermaid.

She squirmed and struggled and tried to break free but he
wouldn't let her go.

Finally she said "I'll give you anything you can wish for if
you'll let me go.

"Okay, I want my IQ timed by 10!"

"Ummm I don't think you do," said the mermaid. "It'll change
your whole aspect on life."
Just do it said the Man

And although she tried to talk him out of it, that's what he
wanted.

So she gave him his wish and *POOF* He turned into a woman. devilish

Bet Mrs Sage Doesn't think that ones so bad Tony smile
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'Morning - lovely bright sun here. Welcome 'Little Mermaid'. Don't tell the others, but it is great to have some female support here.
smile wink (Not that 'they' don't treat me well - they are all great; but you know, don't you, sometimes you need some female "understanding"). wink devilish

Have a good day everyone - sun streaming through the window here. cool
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Morning all
I cant see an intruder smile
Just a visitor, and they are always welcome ....

Thank you
Evolution seems to have gone adrift if you used to be an Ugly duckling shouldn't you now be a bootiful Swan 'stead of which you are now a Mermaid ???

Yes. It was definitely my plan to transform into "a bootiful Swan"
- but the duckling forgot her password, so I'm still ugly
Hans Christian Andersen has, however, written numerous fairy tales, and I found little mermaid could be an acceptable alternative.
The name also seem to make people very protective of me.
smile
Love your - is it called joke?
May I lift it to our Forum for some R&R, please?
Read the one about the hot dogs a few days ago.
Usually, I'm not good with that twist, but it was so subtle and downplayed that I sat here on my own giggling aloud.
While I'm at it, may I lift that one, too, please?
(I'm not sure you were the poster, though, but I'll see)

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Good Morning, Merle,
You appeared while I was in the typing room.
Yes, I understand your wish for
some female "understanding"

coffee
I'll swing by from time to time, chatting with you, so your friends don't notice me lifting jokes.
batting eyelashes
BTW, sun is tardy at splitting the clouds ....
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The "hot Dogs" came from Owld Sage
and maybe this fits along with that post

"I used to be a nun, but I got expelled because of my dirty habits."


But feel free to lift anything from my posts ......
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Bwwwaaaah!
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....ooooooowww, a Blast from the Past....Hiya! biggrin
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