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densnaps
Ace Cruncher Sunny Lancaster Windmill capital of England Joined: Apr 27, 2007 Post Count: 4205 Status: Offline Project Badges: 
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Morning all
----------------------------------------got up to around 70f yesterday supposed to be much the same today BUT it its April, eponymous showers coming in early on in the week Means its gonna rain Cats and Dogs......... BBQ RULES It is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion: Routine... (1) The woman buys the food. (2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert. (3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand. (4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman. Here comes the important part: (5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL. More routine... (6) The woman goes inside to organise the plates and cutlery. (7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat Important again: (8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN. More routine... (9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table. (10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes. And most important of all: (11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts. (12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed ' her night off ' and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women! Hope it keeps Fine for you Alan  ---------------------------------------- [Edit 1 times, last edit by densnaps at Apr 10, 2011 6:13:09 AM] |
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Good morning everyone, Did a nice long walk yesterday and I got home tired, about an hour later dog decided it was time for a walk! NO CHANCE! Have a great day!
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....ahem!.....I do 1 to 12
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Phew ........! Really warm already, sun pouring through the windows.
 Going to be a 'nice' day methinks. Glad I did all that gardening yesterday - hopefully can 'slob out' a bit today!  |
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....just lit the BBQ....give it 30 mins or so to settle down....then..........START COOKIN!
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Cumberland Sausage hot doggies,
Minted lamb spare ribs, Lamb cutlets, Fresh tossed salad, Share a can of Dry Blackthorne wiv the missus........buuuurrrrrrp! |
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Evening all
Sounds pretty good Scribe so I hope it went down well. I'll be having pork fillet for dins a bit later. |
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densnaps
Ace Cruncher Sunny Lancaster Windmill capital of England Joined: Apr 27, 2007 Post Count: 4205 Status: Offline Project Badges:
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Evenin' all
----------------------------------------gorn awful dark thick pal of smoke drifting from the south http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ubTQfr_tyY Yeah I know you've heard this before but its that time of year In the beginning, God created day and night. God created day for footy matches, going to the beach and barbies. God created night for going prawning, sleeping and barbies. God saw that it was good. Evening came and morning came, and it was the Second Day. On the Second Day, God created water – for surfing, swimming and barbies on the beach. God saw that it was good. Evening came and morning came, and it was the Third Day. On the Third Day, God created the earth to bring forth plants – to provide malt and yeast for beer and wood for barbies. God saw that it was good. Evening came and morning came, and it was the Fourth Day. On the Fourth Day, God created animals and crustaceans for chops, sausages, steak and prawns for barbies. God saw that it was good. Evening came and morning came, and it was the Fifth Day. On the Fifth Day, God created a bloke – to go to the footy, enjoy the beach, drink the beer and eat the meat and prawns at barbies. God saw that it was good. Evening came and morning came, and it was the Sixth Day. On the Sixth Day, God saw that this bloke was lonely, and needed someone to go to the footy, surf, drink beer, eat and stand around the barbie with. So God created mates, and God saw that they were good blokes. God saw that it was good. Evening came and morning came, and it was the Seventh Day. On the Seventh Day, God looked around at the twinkling barbie fires, heard the hiss of opening beer cans and the raucous laughter of all the blokes, smelled the aroma of grilled chops and sizzling prawns, and God saw that it was good…. well almost good. God saw that the blokes were tired and needed a rest. So God created sheilas – to clean the house, bear children, wash, cook and clean the barbie. God saw that it was not just good, it was better than that, it was bloody fantastic, and God called it AUSTRALIA! ---------------------------------------- [Edit 1 times, last edit by densnaps at Apr 10, 2011 5:20:02 PM] |
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Mornin....cloudy....
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Good Morning!
Clear, so far, no wind, mild - what a mouthwatering menu .... |
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