What? No Aestis or Boofoo?

Come on! Surely we can convince Kurayami and Orby to start trolling over here instead!

It's you're not your!

I would just like to say that I am one of the older and more responsible members of TribalWar. Some of these kids are way out of control. I remember back in the early 90's when TribalWar was mostly run by old hippies. Those were the days, There was hardly any bickering. Everyone believed in a computing utopia made up of congenial individuals all working together towards a common goal.


It is only recently that a non-work safe, non-family friendly element started to creep in. This coincided with the release of a game called Tribes. Personally, I think that was the downfall of tribalWar. From it's roots in DnD and live RPGs where the admins were regularly seen running around in the woods yelling "fireball" and "sleep,sleep" tribalwar has fallen to the current situation where an admin cannot be found. If one is found, he is likely to smell of ammonia and refuse.


So, please take with a grain of salt the attitude of some of the younger members. They don't remember when TW was called MyOnlineBoard. They don't remember the hours spent hacking together Z80s pulled from dumpsters behind Radio Shacks to piece together the first iteration of TW.


If there are any kids reading this, please remember to listen to adults. We know best. Eat your vegtables and do something nice for your mom and dad. Pick up your rooms between proteins. I want all of you to raise your grades before the project is over. Remember, the future is like a pearl inside of a big oytser and it is up to you to crawl in that large barnacle filled with fish smelling fluid and pull out that mother of a pearl.

Really, only then can you be happy in the knowledge that you are wanted in today's society.

Now GOGOGGOGOGOGOGO fold some proteins!

Comedy gold.

that's not child-safe, buddy.