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The availability of a component is inversely proportional to the need for that component.
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In a restaurant with seats which are close to each other, one will always find the decibel level of the nearest conversation to be inversely proportional to the quality of the thought going into it.
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Let us be silent that we may hear the whispers of the gods.
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Toothache tends to start on Saturday night.
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Any wire cut to length will be too short.
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There are two types of people: those who divide people into two types, and those who don't.
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If, of the seven hours you spend at work, six hours and fifty-five minutes are spent working at your desk, and the rest of the time you throw the bull with your cubicle-mate, the time at which your supervisor will walk in and ask what you're doing can be determined to within five minutes.
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The cigarette smoke always drifts in the direction of the non-smoker regardless of the direction of the breeze |
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Definitely!
 There's never time to do it right, but always time to do it over. |
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The fact that monkeys have hands should give us pause. |
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