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Re: Murphy's laws and corollaries

Any instrument when dropped will roll into the least accessible corner.
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Whatever time it is it's always now
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Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value
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Re: Murphy's laws and corollaries

Any instrument when dropped will roll into the least accessible corner.


Mechanic's corollary:
A dropped wrench will fall to the geometric center of a vehicle.
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You never run out of things that can go wrong.
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There is nothing more satisfying that having someone take a shot at you, and miss.
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The only time you actually win, it's a pitifully small amount.
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G.I. rule

If it ain't broke (yet), don't fix it.
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Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure.
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That disc you desperately need is the only one you threw away when housekeeping
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