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Re: Murphy's laws and corollaries

The intensity of movie publicity is in inverse ratio to the quality of the movie.
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Re: Murphy's laws and corollaries

He who laughs last has missed the point.
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To spot the expert, pick the one who predicts the job will take the longest and cost the most
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Here today, gone tomorrow!!
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In any collection of data, the figures that are obviously correct, beyond all need of checking, contain the errors.
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Re: Murphy's laws and corollaries

When a person attempts a task, he or she will be thwarted in that task by the unconscious intervention of some other presence (animate or inanimate). Nevertheless, some tasks are completed, since the intervening presence is itself attempting a task and is, of course, subject to interference.
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Re: Murphy's laws and corollaries

Tomorrow is a lovely day.
There's no tomorrow.
Tomorrow never comes.
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If you cannot convince them, confuse them.
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If a project requires n components, there will be n-1 components available.
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Finality is death. Perfection is finality. Nothing is perfect. There are lumps in it.
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