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If your results are based on the work of others, then one such work will turn out to be wrong.
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Professional soldiers are predictable; the world is full of dangerous amateurs.
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The longer your article, the more likely your computer hard disk drive will fail while you are typing the references.
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Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do.
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The better your research result, the more likely it will be rejected by the referee of a journal; on the other hand, if your work is wrong but not obviously so, it will be accepted for publication right away.
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Truck deliveries that normally take one day will take five when you are waiting for the truck.
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 When you have a mess in your home; it is for sure you will have a unannounced visit of your parents.    |
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 When reviewing your notes before an exam, the most important will be illegible. |
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You cannot successfully determine beforehand which side of the bread to butter.
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You will need three umbrellas: one to leave at the office, one to leave at home, and one to leave on the train.
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