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If You Perceive That There Are Four Possible Ways In Which Something Can Go Wrong, And Circumvent These, Then A Fifth Way, Unprepared For, Will Promptly Develop
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"Paper is always strongest at the perforations."
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O'TOOLE'S COMMENTARY ON MURPHY'S LAW:
Murphy was an optimist. |
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When a computer recovers from a crash, all programs will have disappeared, except the one that caused the crash in the first place, after you tried to delete it.
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Any event, once it has occurred, can be made to appear inevitable by a competent historian
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Wherever and whenever war occurs, the other fellow started it and God is on your side.
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Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference.
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The tough part about being an officer is that the troops don't know what they want, but they know for certain what they don't want.
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If you fix a mistake in a mathematical superstring calculation, another one will show up somewhere else.
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The important things are always simple; the simple are always hard
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