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Pogo's Corollary
Si omnia decedit dissimulate mortem! (If all else fails, play dead!) |
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Tech Law
The primary function of the design engineer is to make things difficult for the fabricator and impossible for the serviceman |
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The Sonic Bang Law
If you can hear it coming, it will pass you by. |
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Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll into the least accessible corner of the workshop. Corollary: On the way to the corner, any dropped tool will first always strike your toes. |
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The big bargain reaches the market one day before the improved version.
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Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches.
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Never worry about your share. A half empty glass is also half full.
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Work smarder and not harder and be careful of yor speling.
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After seven years of wasted house room, you may throw out what you now consider to be rubbish. Only after it becomes irretrevable do you discover that it is a necessary essential.
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If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization
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