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The best barber in the village is the one with the bad haircut.
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A man with one watch knows what time it is; a man with two watches is never sure.
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The higher, the fewer.
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When there is a very long road upon which there is a one-way bridge placed at random, and there are only two cars on that road, it follows that: (1) the two cars are going in opposite directions, and (2) they will always meet at the bridge.
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He who hesitates is last.
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The distance you have to park from your apartment increases in proportion to the weight of packages you are carrying
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If it doesn't fit, use a bigger hammer.
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Too many cooks run to obesity
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People will accept your idea much more readily if you tell them Benjamin Franklin said it first.
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There's no thirst like the thirst for knowledge. Alexander Pope said, "A little learning is a dangerous thing; Drink deep or taste not the Pierian spring".
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