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Way way too serious for a thread titled - "A few Jokes to brighten up your day"

What about a few gags that will brighten up our day?

There are plenty out there to raise a

World Community Grid, you know, searching for cures and treatments for terrible ailments (I don't like the term - diseases - as it sounds like you can catch Cancer, MS, diabetes, like you do a cold) probably not the right "Forum" for jokes about stillbirth.

Most of life is about context.

Now how about a few Jokes to really brighten up our days

Any offers?
Dave

Back before he became an instantly recognized celebrity, when Albert Einstein was first making the rounds of the speaker's circuit, he usually found himself eagerly longing to get back to his laboratory work. One night as they were driving to yet another dinner, Einstein mentioned to his chauffeur that he was tired of speechmaking.

"I have an idea, boss," his chauffeur said. "I've heard you give this speech so many times. I'll bet I could give it for you."

Einstein laughed loudly and said, "Why not? Let's do it!"

When they arrive at the dinner, Einstein donned the chauffeur's cap and jacket and sat in the back of the room. The chauffeur gave a beautiful rendition of Einstein's speech and even answered a few questions expertly. Then a supremely pompous professor asked an extremely esoteric question about anti-matter formation, digressing here and there to let everyone in the audience know that he was nobody's fool.

Without missing a beat, the chauffeur fixed the professor with a steely stare and said, "Sir, the answer to that question is so simple that I will let my chauffeur, who is sitting in the back, answer it for me."

A young man in college called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the girl of his dreams. Now what should he do?

His mother had an idea: "Why don't you send her flowers, and on the card invite her to your apartment for a home-cooked meal?"

He thought this was a great strategy, and a week later, the girl came to dinner. His mother called the next day to see how things had gone.

"I was totally humiliated," he moaned. "She insisted on washing the dishes."

"What's wrong with that?" asked his mother.

"We hadn't started eating yet."



Many a true word spoken in jest

As today is Halloween, here is a wee joke for you:

Why aren't there any famous skeletons?
They're a bunch of no bodies.

Graham those Crackers get pulled tomorrow

Prepare for an onslaught from the finest Gag writers in the land (NOT)