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Former Member
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TWO brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.
One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom. The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely. After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom: "I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!!!" "IMPOSSIBLE!" said the groom broom. "WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER YET!" |
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Former Member
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I got one but people may get mad. Nothing dirty or nasty or even politically incorrect (Well no more incorrect than the average joke in bad taste.)
----------------------------------------Anyone object? [size=0]Hint baby joke[size] [Edit 2 times, last edit by Former Member at Oct 20, 2005 12:54:35 AM] |
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Former Member
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pond scum...... being PC is never a problem with me at least as long as it's all in fun
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Former Member
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Bring it on pond scum ..remember it's always easier to beg for forgiveness than it is to ask for permission!
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Former Member
Cruncher Joined: May 22, 2018 Post Count: 0 Status: Offline |
Just remember you all asked for it.
---------------------------------------- A new father goes into the delivery room to see his newborn baby boy. The doctor pulls him aside and says " I have the most amazing news. Your boy can fly". The doctor sees the doubt in the fathers eyes so he offers a demonstration. He picks up the little boy, holds him high in the air and then lets go. The baby falls to the floor with a loud thump. "You son of a motherless goat" says the new father, ready to kill the doctor. " Wait, something must be wrong. He flew this morning. Let me try again". He flings the boy across the room and he slams against the wall and slides down to the floor. "Oh my god, I am going to kill you" says the father as he is running towards the baffeled doctor. "No no wait, I know what I did wrong. I promise it will work this time". He opens the window and tosses the kid out. The kid of course falls 7 stories and leaves a mess on the sidewalk below. By this time the father is choking the doctor. With his last breath the doctor says " I was just messing with you. Your son was born dead." -- (This post has been edited for profanity - nelsoc) [Edit 1 times, last edit by Former Member at Oct 26, 2005 1:23:15 PM] |
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Former Member
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oooooo, that's really harsh
too sick for my humour ...a funny one perhaps... Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him. (just imagine it in your head) |
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Former Member
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oooooo, that's really harsh too sick for my humour I found it funny - must have a sick sence of humor  Ones for the kiddies though Why did the chicken cross the playground To get to the other slide. I was tring to draw a picture of Yogi bear earlier - but I got a bit out of proportion and drew him a bit small - I also forgot the hat. do you think I made a boo boo? |
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Former Member
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Just remember you all asked for it. A new father goes into the delivery room to see his newborn baby boy. The doctor pulls him aside and says " I have the most amazing news. Your boy can fly". The doctor sees the doubt in the fathers eyes so he offers a demonstration. He picks up the little boy, holds him high in the air and then lets go. The baby falls to the floor with a loud thump. "You son of a motherless goat" says the new father, ready to kill the doctor. " Wait, something must be wrong. He flew this morning. Let me try again". He flings the boy across the room and he slams against the wall and slides down to the floor. "Oh my god, I am going to kill you" says the father as he is running towards the baffeled doctor. "No no wait, I know what I did wrong. I promise it will work this time". He opens the window and tosses the kid out. The kid of course falls 7 stories and leaves a mess on the sidewalk below. By this time the father is choking the doctor. With his last breath the doctor says " I was just messing with you. Your son was born dead." Beg for forgiveness, Beg for forgiveness! [Edit 1 times, last edit by Former Member at Oct 26, 2005 1:23:45 PM] |
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Former Member
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Beg for forgiveness, Beg for forgiveness! PLEASE PLEASE Don't hurt me. I am suprised it has stayed on this long. I thought sure someone would have complained. |
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Former Member
Cruncher Joined: May 22, 2018 Post Count: 0 Status: Offline |
Bravo bravo
 ....... I also found it funny, and yes I do have a twisted sense of humor  This is the only joke that comes to mind at the moment.... A horse walks into a bar........ and the bartender asks Why the long face ? Be well all, Rick |
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