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Re: A Few Jokes to Brighten Up Your Day

The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his collar. "I assume," she snarled, "that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in here at six o'clock in the morning?" "There is," he replied. "Breakfast."
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Re: A Few Jokes to Brighten Up Your Day

Don't infer covert promotion of a team :D
A lady from the city and her traveling companion were riding the train through Vermont when she noticed some cows.

"What a cute bunch of [moderated] cows!" she remarked.
"Not a bunch, herd", her friend replied.
"Heard of what?"
"Herd of cows."
"Of course I've heard of cows."
"No, a cow herd."
"What do I care what a cow heard. I have no secrets to keep from a cow!"

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