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What do vampires sing on New Year's Eve?
Auld Fang Syne! |
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Blonde House Party
How do you get a blonde on the roof? ....tell her drinks are on the house. |
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she ate her food stamps.
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A redneck taped toilet paper to his television.
He said, "Hey, lookie here, now we have free paper view!" |
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One day, a man walked into an appliance store.
"Do you sell color televisions?" "Yes," said the clerk. "Yes, we do." "Then give me a green one." |
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You're just like a television -- even an old man can turn you on.
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Q: It's big, can have almost any color of the rainbow and when it comes into your car you're dead. What is it?
A: A train... http://www.crossingsafely.com The life you safe might be your own... |
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Q. What lies, screaming, on the sea bed?
A. A nervous wreck. |
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Q. What has 8 legs, 2 tails and 5 eyes ?
A. 2 horses and half a sheeps heid. |
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Men at Work
Two guys work for the city: one furiously digs a hole, the other quickly fills the hole. A confused passer by asks, "Why do you dig a hole and fill it up again?" The digger leans on his shovel and replies, "The lazy jackass who plants the trees is sick again today." |
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