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Former Member
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Jimmy the Bulb
How many old time gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? We ain't sayin' nuthin', see? |
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Tree Shark
What has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it drops out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table. |
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Do Moon
How does the man on the moon get his hair cut? Eclipse it! |
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What's worse than a bull in a china shop?
A hedgehog in a condom factory. |
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Circumcision... At Your Age?
----------------------------------------Two men are sharing a hospital room. "What are you in for?" The first man says. "I'm getting a circumcision," his roommate replies. "Darn," exclaims the first man, "I had that done when I was born and I couldn't walk for a year!" edited for inappropriate language...cih [Edit 1 times, last edit by Former Member at Jul 15, 2008 1:01:21 PM] |
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Pig-ipede
What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede? Bacon and legs. |
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How long does it take to make eggs and bacon?
A ten second cackle from the hen and a life commitment from the pig. |
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Huge Pause
A bear walks into a bar and says, "I want a bourbon and................................................................................................. ....................................... coke" The bartender asks "what's with the huge pause?" The bear says, "I've had them all my life." |
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Hot Doggin'
Q: What do you call a dog with no hind legs and metal balls? A: Sparky! |
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Why?
Why do hipsters have such a hard time with karate? They can't get past the white belt. |
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