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Love and Herpes?
Q: What's the difference between love and herpes? A: Herpes lasts forever. |
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Lightbulb... Mice
How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, if they're small enough. |
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Age-Old Riddle
If a man says something in the woods and no woman hears him, is he still wrong? |
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Former Member
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Have you heard about the blond dyslexic?
He tried to sell his soul to Santa. |
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Why did the communist chicken use the traffic island?
Because it was a Road Island Red. |
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What do you call a dog that hears voices?
A Shih-Tzu-Phrenic! |
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My girlfriend said she wanted me to tease her. I said, 'All right, fatty.'
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The chicken on Animal Farm offered a book to her companions, saying, "Book, book." The horses all said, "Nay, nay" and the pigs just grunted.
A little frog turned up and said, "Read it, read it." |
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What do you get if you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac and an agnostic?
Someone who stays awake at night wondering if there's a dog |
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Hold On a Sec
Q: How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? A: You wave to him. |
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