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Rogaine and Viagra
What do you get when you mix Rogaine and Viagra? Hair that stands straight up on your head! |
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Who Let The Blondes Out?
How many blondes does it take to milk a cow? Five - one to hold the udder, and four to lift and the cow up and down. Blonde jokes seem to have become impossibly ridiculous! |
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Escaped Midget!
What do you call a psychic midget who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large! |
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Lawyer vs. Water Fowl
Q: What can a goose do, that a duck can't do and a lawyer should do? A: Stick his bill up his a**. |
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What do you call a slim, sticky template?
A thin gummy jig |
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A meteorologist is:
A man who can look into a girl's eyes and tell whether. |
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Glazed Over
A cop pulls over a guy. "Your eyes are awfully red. Have you been drinking?" "Gee, officer," the man says. "Your eyes are awfully glazed -- have you been eating doughnuts?" |
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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather--who died
peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.' |
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Our local drugstore was robbed of 500 bottles...
Our local drugstore was robbed of 500 bottles of Viagra. The suspect is known to be a hardened criminal! |
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Dragging Their Feet
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right foot as they walk. As they meet, one man looks at the other knowingly, points to his foot and says, Vietnam, 1969." The other points his thumb behind him and says, "Dog crap, 20 feet back." |
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