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Re: One liners
Vedil worshipper

Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?
He sold his soul to Santa.
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Love and Herpes?

Q: What's the difference between love and herpes?

A: Herpes lasts forever.
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Take Off My Clothes

My wife came home the other night and told me to take off her blouse.

Then she told me to take off her skirt.

Then she told me not to wear her clothes anymore.
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Racists and Lightbulbs

How many racists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None -- they don't want to be enlightened!
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I bought some Velcro yesterday. It was a tearable rip-off!
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Poppa is a Brand New Bag

Yo' daddy's so ugly, when he looked out the window he was arrested for mooning!
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I'm not a complete idiot..................................parts of me are missing
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Get it Straight

A cop pulls over a drunk driver. The drunk driver says, "Ossssifer, you need to get your records straight. You just asked me for my license, but you took it away yesterday!"
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In-law vs Outlaw

What's the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?
Outlaws are wanted.
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I'm not a complete idiot..................................parts of me are missing

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