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Catfish and Lawyers
What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer? One's a slimy scum-sucking bottom-dwelling scavenger, the other is just a fish. |
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A Multiple Hot Foot
Did you hear about the shoe factory that burnt down? Two hundred soles were lost |
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Legless Poodle
----------------------------------------What do you call a poodle with no legs? A mop. [Edit 1 times, last edit by Former Member at Oct 16, 2008 12:57:17 PM] |
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Bus Stop Blondes
Two blondes are waiting at a bus stop. When a bus pulls up and opens the door, one of the blondes leans inside and asks the bus driver:''Will this bus take me to 5th Avenue?'' The bus driver shakes his head and says,''No, I'm sorry.'' At this the other blonde leans inside, smiles, and twitters: ''Will it take ME?'' |
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Donkey and Onion
----------------------------------------What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion? An ass to cry for! [Edit 1 times, last edit by Former Member at Nov 10, 2008 2:53:54 PM] |
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The Blonde and the Blinker
Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.'' |
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  Lol. |
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It's Not For Him, Stupid
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by and relieves himself on the woman's head. "Yech!" says the woman. "Get some toilet paper." "What for? He must be half-a-mile away by now." |
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Vat Vas Dat Agin?
Helga was hanging the wash out to dry, and then went down town to pick up some dry cleaning. ''Gootness, iss hot,'' she mused to herself as the sun beat down on her. She passed by a tavern and said, ''Vy nought?'' So she walked into the air conditioning and took a seat at the bar. "Bartender," she said. "I vill have unt cold beer, please.'' The bartender asked, ''Anheuser Busch?'' ''''''''Vell, fine, tanks," she said, "Just unt leetle svetty.'' |
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Blonde and Waitress
Q: What did the blond customer say after reading the buxom waitress' name tag? A: "'Debbie'...that's cute. What did you name the other one?'' |
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