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If you want it to rain, just:
1. wash the car, 2. hang the washing out to dry, 3. water the garden, 4. leave your umbrella at home 5. or play cricket on a bright summer day. |
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The size of the pencil is not as important as the quality of the writing.
Corollaries: The quality of the writing is affected by the quality of the paper. Regardless of how well one writes, it is difficult to write at all unless there is lead in the pen |
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In nature, nothing is ever right. therefore, if everything is going right...something is wrong.
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Everything always works in your HQ, everything always fails in the Colonel's HQ.
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Any simple theory will be worded in the most complicated way.
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Napalm is an area support weapon.
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Grass does not grow on a busy street. (As my bald uncle used to say in reply - "It can't get up through the concrete")
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Interchangeable parts aren't.
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Good old shoes don't pinch. Neither do good old friends.
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Success occurs when no one is looking, failure occurs when the General is watching
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