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One hot and humid summer day, the old courthouse was not air conditioned, and the jury was having trouble staying focused. One juror succumbed to the heat, falling asleep while the victim was being questioned by the prosecutor. "The defendant is accused of making obscene phone calls to your home. Would you please tell the jury precisely what the defendant said when he called you?" "I can't," replied the victim. "It was so crude and disgusting. I don't use language like that." "Then I order you to write it down." The victim did so, writing out every word of what the obscene caller said. The judge read the note and passed it to the prosecutor, the defense attorney, and finally to the jury. The sleeping juror was the last to receive the note when the attractive young juror seated next to him poked him awake and handed it to him. He read it, gazed at her, and then read it again. He smiled broadly, winked, and put the note in his pocket. The judge demanded, "Juror 12, pass that note to the bailiff." "But your honor," he protested, "it's a private matter!"
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That was a good, well written, piece of humour.
I did not recognise the source, nor, I imagine, would the Baron! |
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True, is a good joke that I haven't heard before.
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haldav, do you and Baron Samedi get the same joke-a-day emails? You both keep posting exactly the same jokes. No. I get mine from comedycentral.com which I have on my iGoogle-page (joke of the day). Apparently it's the same source for where Haldav gets his jokes from. Which is a joke on its own.  |
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Could be - I guess we will have to keep a closer watch on each other    I'll keep an eye on you!!  |
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Brunette Meets Genie
A brunette is walking through the country, when she finds a bottle. She rubs it and, you guessed it, a genie appears. The genie says, "You are allowed three wishes. But, I must warn you, anything you get, all the blondes in the world get twice as much." The woman says, "Okay. Give me a nice house." The genie replies, "You now have one nice house and all the blondes in the world have two." The the lady says, "Give me a gorgeous man." The genie replies, "You now have one gorgeous man, while all the blondes have two." The lady says, "For my last wish, Genie, see that stick over there? Beat me half to death with it." |
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bjbdbest
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A Joke with a View
----------------------------------------  After A Short Stay In the US, Michelangelo's David Returns To Florence  |
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Rofl
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Brunette Meets Genie I posted that one on 20th Oct, 2007A brunette is walking through the country, when she finds a bot . . . I'll keep an eye on you!! You must have blinked! |
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P.S. It was in Google again today - Google often repeats old jokes. If you don't think a joke is good enough to repeat, your only defence is the search button.
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