They are now saying that Global Warming is causing more and more penguins to die in Antarctica.

I ask you -- have you ever seen a picture of a dead penguin? Who do these so called scientists think they are?

Well, I spent a few years in Antarctica in one of my past careers studying the life cycle of penguins thanks to a grant from the National Science Foundation, and I would like to share what I've learned.

Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica? Where do they go?

Wonder no more!!!!!!! The penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life. The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.

If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried.

The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:

"Freeze a jolly good fellow."
"Freeze a jolly good fellow."

Ha ha!!! You really don't believe that I know anything about penguins, do you?

It's so easy to fool people all you crunchers on the WCG forum.

I am sorry, an urge came over me that made me do this!!!

Oh, quit whining, I fell for it, too.

I think Erika is getting more close to banning me from the WCG forums for life.