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Re: Base Camp.......The team that isn't

(Trying to get out of bed)
Where am I?
Captain adriverhoef, did they set you free after my bail?
Set free? Bail?
How do you handle that big charcoal construction now?
Charcoal?
Charcoal? Oh, wait, I remember arriving at an airport and then someone in a pick-up truck shouting "leave yer little grubby hands off me team mates" at me, agile grabbing a bag of charcoal from the back of his truck, angrily swinging it at me ...

... and then everything went black.
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I sure would not expect you to understand me when I can't understand myself laughing tongue devilish
Well, that's one explanation thinking
- so simple and yet so complicated in it's own confusing way


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(Trying to get out of bed)
devilish Has half of the team been on volcanoes/painting the city red/drowning in some murky combat zone last night? Well, I think you are in Harlingen Captain adriverhoef
Set free? Bail?
Where are you calling from? Isn't it Harlingen? So, it is, you think. It says so on quite a few signs, you are able to read. OK. Get yourself an uitsmiter and some coffee, and I'll pick you up and run you a nice hot bath at Grand Hotel.
Charcoal?
Yep, the charcoal the Texans put into some steely structure, make it glow, redhot, and throw meat, lots of meat upon
Charcoal? Oh, wait, I remember arriving at an airport
Good boy. You beat Customs&Immigration. No small feat!
and then someone in a pick-up truck shouting "leave yer little grubby hands off me team mates" at me, agile grabbing a bag of charcoal from the back of his truck, angrily swinging it at me ...

Oh, boy, what did you say to upset him so much? d oh
So, so take it easy. You did bring the charcoal back with you, didn't you?
Look, we have this new teammate: ultimaThule. He has lots of painkillers in his cottage (for some reason he wants to stay in a cottage instead of our luxury suite - I did bring him silk sheets, though). If you ask nicely - no upsetting him; the Finns use knives it said in my mother's geography book, and they drink, it further said - so you ask nicely, and get back here for a coffee - hot, strong and black (the preference of some PecosRiverM who hasn't Base Camped for ages) - and you'll have a much deserved SNURK before you put on your apron and fire up that charring machine.


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Good Morning Base Campers!

Hopefully most of you are in better shape than our captain adriverhoef – and possibly our new kid on the block: ultimaThule, who’s digging deep into his inventory of coffein tablets. I hope he’ll save a few for our captain.
Well, our captain is indisposed
I’ll try to take care of Grand Hotel, our guest, our statistics, our planning, our strategy, the silk sheets, your bath Adri, your ice cap – I’ll even pour all that charcoal you managed to bring home through inscrutable ways into that iron monster and char us some dinner.
You can decide on this tomorrow, Adri, when your sound judgement hopefully has returned, but Kraland … It ends simultanously with the
Christmas 2017 Race
#11 SeriousCrunchers are really kicking the hammer down below the floor boards. Kraland at #12 cannot find their way because of all the red dust left behind by them. #13 - that's us with that #13 tired - did a little bit better thanks to ultimaThule's back-up of back-up of back-up of the working computer. Captain adriverhoef is incommunicado for unflattering reasons, so I don't know how his machinery runs today. Better than he himself does probably. I can use it for whatever front desk chores we have, though, so it's still alive.

Then there is the matter of little brother. sujo1 - I read elsewhere - thinks we poached tanner2.
Now it's nice to have gone to George Washington University - incubator of the most shrewed lawyers of the nation, I have read devilish

We can document through endless and miles of postings that we never did so [poaching], although we felt mightily tempted along the road. But we're proud that we abstained from foul play not talking and kept sitting in the saddle of our high ethical horse
wonder how such one looks confused

tanner2 let everybody know that he fired up one more 'device', and he asked for Franklin Barbeque. I interpreted this as he would dedicate the work of this extra 'device' to us while remaining with his main force at SeriousCrunchers. I welcomed him as would do any sister her long-gone-and-gone-astray-fallen-by-the-wayside-brother, tsk, tsk, tsk
And of course I charred him a decent meal. To his liking. Pronto. And put up a sign so he could find this meal.
'Honorable jury, is that what you understand by poaching?'

See, tanner2 admits to not understanding himself. I tried to interpret his actions. And not seeing him on our payroll, I concluded I had made one more of my life's many, many blunders.
I admit to not understanding my own little brother, let alone all other men, with the possible exception of GeraldRube.
But I'm sure happy tanner2 is here


But the fact is that tanner2 moved into Grand Hotel, and he did so of his own free will, even as he did not himself understand why. Let me try to understand for both of us, Little Brother:
You just wanted to divide sun and wind equal, didn't you?

EDIT: out captain -> our captain - although 'out' might be ... ouch!
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You asked in SeriousCrunchers' thread, captain adriverhoef:
where is the guy that was promised to us?tsk tsk tskwhere did he go?) assisting us.
Well blushing just another case of me
overinterpreting
being overly optimistic
and in general not understanding men very well rolling eyes I'm afraid
The polarbeardj in question is busy catching badges elsewhere sad
But now we have tanner2 pulling for us as long as he thinks we deserve it.
I understand he'll move back across the Atlantic to SeriousCrunchers if he thinks they need him.
I like his style tongue


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Sorry, Base Campers, I burnt our food.
There seems to be a reason why women don’t barbeque

Never mind, captain adriverhoef has a difficult day. He would not be able to face such a meal anyway sick
So, it will be take-out Franklin Barbeque for tanner2
and freshly picked seaweed from the Sargasso Sea for the rest of us
unless I hear well argued protests and suggestions for substitutes.

I decided on the
Bull Whip Kelp, Avocado and Basil spread
Serves 4-6
Ingredients:
2 ripe avocados, halved, pitted, scooped out of skins, and cubed
Large handful of fresh basil leaves
2 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil
2 teaspoons fresh lemon or lime juice
1 garlic clove, peeled and minced
1 teaspoon or more powdered bull whip kelp to taste
A pinch of cayenne to taste (optional)
Directions:
1. Combine basil, garlic, and a pinch of powdered bull whip kelp and cayenne in a small
food processor and blend until ingredients form a paste.
2. Add avocados and process until smooth. Blend in the oil and lemon or lime juice, and
then season with the rest of the bull whip kelp.
Use this delicious bull whip, avocado and basil spread in place of mayonnaise - it's
particularly tasty on fresh raw veggies and makes a wonderful dip for crackers.

We shall have an outing tomorrow.
A seaweed safari beats a mudflat one any time.

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Well, I think you are in Harlingen Captain adriverhoef
Mind if I get out of this bed?
OK. Get yourself an uitsmiter and some coffee, and I'll pick you up and run you a nice hot bath at Grand Hotel.
praying Right, an uitsmijter, eggs on cheese on ham on toast, plus some coffee or so, that would be so nice, good thinking, mevrouw Kleine Zeemeermin! You are mevrouw Kleine Zeemeermin, aren't you? I recognize your voice. What is Grand Hotel again? I remember something about a proclaimed harem. Anyway, a nice hot bath sounds superb!
You did bring the charcoal back with you, didn't you?
I remember I had it with me and someone taking it … to bring it to … ah wait … taking it to the Grand Hotel! idea My mind is getting clearer.
Look, we have this new teammate: ultimaThule. He has lots of painkillers in his cottage
Yeah, I need some painkillers … beat up
get back here for a coffee - hot, strong and black - and you'll have a much deserved SNURK.
… and I need to lie down. sleep (Waking up with a start) Huh, what? I seem to remember something about a casino and a lottery …
Ah, I remember! I - the Dizzy Man - needed to make a call to the casino and get us a ticket to lottery "IV". Consider it done! cool
And what's more, somehow I managed to repair the faulty frontdeskcomputer … half. It's running at half its speed and I'm hoping it doesn't crash again during something called the Race. Does that word make sense to you? Formula I maybe?

How does it go on, is everything all right? I heard something about a fire … but first I need to SNURK a lot! sleep Don't bother ZZ waking ZZ me ZZ up. sleep
(Captain having pleasant musical ZZ dreams and then … a nightmare, Dracula!)
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tsk, tsk, tsk ....
Such Christmas parties can be so .... exhausting?
Try to nap some more, captain.
No, this is chamomile tea, not whisky,
And it's hot, not cold ....
I never thought I should see you like this, tsk, tsk, tsk
- and all that music whirling and twirling in you head and out of your fingertips.
Sorry about the inconsiderate way I closed the lid of that pill box ... sorry about that loud bang!
You fixed the front desk computer half? biggrin
In your condition!
A miracle!
After such a night!
Such nights are always better while they are nights, right?

Now, you count, count, count, count - and everythin's gonna be all right , captain
tsk, tsk, tsk d oh
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Our points

On behalf of our whaddayoucallit? hung over? captain adriverhoef tsk, tsk, tsk rolling eyes and myself:

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Wow, I like the trend of that graph!

Sorry I have not caught up on this thread for a while. In doing so I discovered several more things that Anne-Lise and I have in common - which are so unusual it must be more than just coincidence.

I also have a Crescent bicycle made in Sweden. Mine is a stainless steel racing bike that I raced in college in the late 1970's. It would definitely be a collector's item now, since they had very limited production due to the difficulty of assembling/welding/brazing the stainless steel tubing.

On the not so good side, I did get blood clots in my right leg after driving from Texas to Seattle twice in two weeks (each trip was 4 days of 9-10 hours of driving). Being so new to the area, I couldn't get in to see a doctor, and I didn't want to go to the emergency room. Luckily my wife is a very experienced nurse so I had her to keep an eye on me for any problems. After a week or so they went away.

Welcome to tanner2 and ultimaThule; it's nice to have reinforcements!

One thing for our temporary captain - we were on a river cruise from Budapest to Amsterdam last year; our cruise director was from the Netherlands, and while she taught various words in local languages, she did not try to teach Dutch, saying it was a terribly difficult and complicated language to learn.
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