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David Autumns
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I've just bought some bacon

And on the packet it says

"90% Pork"


Is one in 10 slices from another random animal ????

Luckily I've counted only 8 biggrin


Bacon - 90% Pork - that's going to keep me chuckling all evening


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Re: I've just bought some bacon

....plus 10% H2O wink
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Re: I've just bought some bacon

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Re: I've just bought some bacon

Only 10% it must good stuff biggrin


Bacon, 90% Pork, what will they think of next


Still funny no matter how many times you tell it

The best line from this little discussion (see I'm not mad, or alone in this worldbiggrin)

http://forums.digitalspy.co.uk/showthread.php?t=217882

"Maybe the pig ate a goat"

LOL
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Re: I've just bought some bacon

Sounds like some of our legislators.
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Re: I've just bought some bacon



"Maybe the pig ate a goat"

LOL

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly.................. alien 1
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Re: I've just bought some bacon

I don't know why
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Re: I've just bought some bacon

......She swallowed a fly
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Re: I've just bought some bacon

.....I guess she'll die.
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No way she'll. I mean, really no way she'll swallow a fly.

Until we breed swallows which can carry a coconut from Africa to England.
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