How to wash the cat

1. Lift both lids of the toilets and add a 1/8 of a cup of pet shampoo, to the water in the bowl
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him, whilst carrying him to the bathroom.
3. In one movement place the cat in the bowl and close the lid - you may have to stand on the lid to aid the washing process.
4. The cat will now self agitate, and make ample suds! Never mind the noises which come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this!!
5. Flush the toilet three to four times. This provides the 'Power Wash' and 'Rinse'.
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Please be sure that their are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand as far back as you can behind the toilet and lift the lid.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom and run outside to dry himself.
9. Both the toilet and Cat will now be sparkling clean

Yours Sincerely

The Dog

On a not so nice note, we've just been informed that the Doctors have found a largish Tumor in my wife's brain, it ISN'T Malignant (thanking god for that), and it IS operable, so now we're playing the waiting game for further news on when the OP is going to be, what the implications are ect.

Please pray (or keep my wife in your thoughts, if not religious), and run everything you can on MCM1 for a short while to help boost the completion of this research in my wife's name (Louise).

Thankyou smile

I'm about to go 100% on everything for a few days hugs

My thoughts and prayers are with you and Louise. You and Louise can fight this and win.

Just had a look at their website, that chocolate stout and porter sound good. Don't think I've seen any of their wares before. I have had Old Tom which is around 8% and was at the time only sold in 330ml bottles. I very much enjoyed it but not one to be drinking too much of, sounds like the Mad Cow is a similar brew.
And of course it would have been remiss of you to have not taken a tipple home!

Congratulations to the following UK team members on achieving a Personal Milestone in yesterday's crunching:

Steven Langston 14 years RunTime for the UK team
mamajuanauk moves into the UK top 200 RunTime Rankings at #143
mamajuanauk 120,000,000 Points
GrumpyCat passes 50,000,000 Points for the UK team
mamajuanauk passes 1,000,000 Points for the UK team
suraklin passes 30,000 Points for the UK team
suraklin moves into the UK top 400 Points Rankings at #354
mamajuanauk moves into the UK top 200 Points Rankings at #109
GrumpyCat 90,000 Results
mamajuanauk passes 2,000 Results for the UK team
Peter2004 moves above 11,000 in the Results Rankings to #10,996
suraklin moves into the UK top 400 Results Rankings at #388
mamajuanauk moves into the UK top 200 Results Rankings at #107
Darkmatter.NI moves into the UK top 90 Results Rankings at #90

Today marks:
5 years crunching for WCG for RTS48

Congratulations also to the following UK team members on setting new PBs

	mamajuanauk      	Runtime	351:10:43:05	Points	1,265,696	Results	2,487 	
	suraklin         	Runtime	  8:12:53:00	Points	   29,030	Results	   64	
	Tom.tamplint     	Runtime	          	Points	        	Results	   47	

Congratulations on New Badges at the last update:					
Nigel Bolley     	Silver    	mcm1			

UK team - Individual Ranking Movements

					        	
	        RunTime		        Points		        Results	
Tom.tamplint	         	   	up   4 to 	173	up   2 to 	194
suraklin    	up  66 to 	456	up 115 to 	354	up  92 to 	388
Spike_UK    	         	   	         	   	up   1 to 	 77
Peter2004   	         	   	up   1 to 	 44	   	   
mamajuanauk 	up 458 to 	143	up 492 to 	109	up 494 to 	107
jacquiob    	up   1 to 	314	up   2 to 	189	   	   
Darkmatter.N	up   2 to 	209	up   4 to 	101	up   2 to 	 90
SiPates     	         	   	         	   	dn   1 to 	127
sibroadway  	         	   	dn   1 to 	114	   	   
scol5913    	dn   1 to 	175	         	   	   	   
sapient     	         	   	dn   1 to 	115	dn   1 to 	130
mulliada    	         	   	         	   	dn   1 to 	125
l3xs        	         	   	dn   1 to 	104	   	   
Dr Orange   	         	   	dn   1 to 	 45	   	   
Couling     						
bzsmith     						
Animusintorq						

UK Team post HCC Records

	RunTime	 	
	Date        	 	
	01-Aug-14	1:361:10:13:37 	
	17-May-14	1:083:07:17:28	
	04-Jun-14	1:081:17:14:35	
	19-May-14	1:081:14:11:27	
	Points	 	
	Date        	 	
	01-Aug-14	2,860,709 	
	16-Jun-14	1,891,148	
	19-May-14	1,804,732	
	24-Jun-14	1,802,012	
	Results	 	
	Date        	 	
	14-Jun-14	6,576	
	25-Aug-13	5,811	
	24-Jun-14	5,803	
	15-Jun-14	5,766	

	UK Team All Time Records		
RunTime	01-Aug-14	1:361:10:13:37	 
Points	05-Mar-13	3,647,013	
Results	22-Mar-13	7,631	

UK team Comparison of Daily RunTime, Points, Results

			                          	Hours		Points		      Results	
Yesterday's Production	1:361:10:13:37	  		17,434		2,860,709		5,245 	
Average per cd									
July       	          330.1	  		        7,920		1,302,588		2,503	
June       	          395.3			        9,480		1,632,644		3,582	
May        	          404.5			        9,696		1,582,176		2,641	

Average Daily Crunching Comparison

         	RunTime			Points		        	        Results		
         	02-Aug	01-Aug	  +/-	02-Aug	        01-Aug	        +/-	02-Aug	01-Aug	+/-
 7day Avg	407.62	351.45	 56.17	1,570,250	1,360,748	209,502	3,137	2,676	 461
14day Avg	335.04	330.20	  4.84	1,356,421	1,335,227	 21,194	2,516	2,510	   7
28day Avg	339.93	338.04	  1.89	1,339,981	1,338,056	  1,924	2,582	2,553	  29

Milestone Targets for the UK team

	Target   		Current  	To Do    	7day Avg.	  Estimate	
RunTime	  1,500 years		      494,181	     53,319	    407.6	  131 days Dec-11-2014	
Points 	1,750,000,000 		1,722,789,884 	 27,210,116	1,570,250 	   17 days Aug-19-2014	
Results	    3,500,000		    3,462,404	     37,596	    3,137	   12 days Aug-14-2014	
							

No. Of Members Active Yesterday

       					        Day	        out of	 Tot.	
				Total      	64	        ,,  ,,	127	
				Group 1    	27	        ,,  ,,	 28	
				Group 2    	16	        ,,  ,,	 17	
				Group 3    	14	        ,,  ,,	 22	
				Group 4    	 3	        ,,  ,,	  9	
				InAct New	 1	        ,,  ,,	 20	
				InActive	 0	        ,,  ,,	 28	
				New/Restart	 3	        ,,  ,,	  3	

UK team Top 10 Personal Bests

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