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Thread:  Join "MyOnlineTeam" Today - Chapter 48 |
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Former Member
Cruncher Joined: May 22, 2018 Post Count: 0 Status: Offline |
A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well.
However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs on his chest. Worried that it might be a second surgery the doctors hadn't told him about, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown down enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable. Taped firmly across his hairy chest were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come off easily. Written in large black letters was the sentence. "Get well soon ... from the nurse you gave a ticket to last week." |
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keithhenry
Ace Cruncher Senile old farts of the world ....uh.....uh..... nevermind Joined: Nov 18, 2004 Post Count: 18667 Status: Offline Project Badges: 
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MyOnlineTeam Daily Statistics for 01/17 - All Members:
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Points milestones report ======================== No points milestones found.  Runtime milestones report ========================= RT reached 85 years of runtime  Results returned milestones report ================================== No results returned milestones found. New members report ================== No new members found. Retired members report ====================== No new retired members found. For the week as a team: Statistics Total Run Time Points Results Team Records: Results Returned: 12/19/2007 2,522 Points: 11/08/2010 747,548 Runtime: 01/25/2006 1:123:00:53:34 Good crunching folks!!!!! |
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keithhenry
Ace Cruncher Senile old farts of the world ....uh.....uh..... nevermind Joined: Nov 18, 2004 Post Count: 18667 Status: Offline Project Badges:
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MyOnlineTeam Daily Statistics for 01/17 - Active Members
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Note: Active members are those who earned points in the prior 30 days. Top Twenty active members returning points today: 01: RT - 153,363 points 02: judson Somerville MD - 82,239 points 03: Coingames - 68,603 points 04: marysduby - 56,029 points 05: David Autumns - 39,036 points 06: brown chris - 32,522 points 07: NiceMedTexMD - 30,683 points 08: xroule - 28,621 points 09: finman - 26,462 points 10: dkt - 25,592 points 11: Vuj - 22,691 points 12: keithhenry - 15,959 points 13: darth_vader - 13,319 points 14: Rene Punt - 10,763 points 15: Alain Bryden - 10,665 points 16: PohSoon - 10,309 points 17: Blueprint - 9,995 points 18: lawrencehardin - 9,847 points 19: Mike OSullivan - 9,512 points 20: pramodp - 4,355 points Total points returned today: 693,733 Active members returning points today: 35 Average points per member active today: 19,820.9429 |
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keithhenry
Ace Cruncher Senile old farts of the world ....uh.....uh..... nevermind Joined: Nov 18, 2004 Post Count: 18667 Status: Offline Project Badges:
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Were are you Keithhenry, Siberia? Just teasing but having lived in Massacheusetts for five years I understand how things can be. Glad to see parmesan is coming home soon though that will push me down the ranks. Great to see all the crunchers big and small contributing. I would love to see some of them write on our forum page from time to time. It is after all MOT, which is a team. See DKT, Finnman, David Autumns and xroule as well as Brown Chris crunching vigorously! Marys Dubbie is getting back to normal and nicemedtexmd is crunching away. Way to go! Yea, the folks in Mass. are a lot better prepared for winter weather like this. The norm here for any kind of frozen precipitation is freezing rain or sleet. We usually don't get the conditions right to get snow, much less seven inches. Good thing, in a way, about this one was that it was bad enough that folks stayed in. The norm is for there to be three to six cars on their sides in the ditch alongside the road out to the main highway. Still, I did see a couple of drivers who insisted on riding their brakes down the big hills around here. You just wait at the top for them to make it down or get in the ditch and then go. Also, when we do get some sort of wintry weather like this, it usually melts off within 24-48 hours. We stayed cloudy and cold this time. |
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darth_vader
Veteran Cruncher A galaxy far, far away... Joined: Jul 13, 2005 Post Count: 514 Status: Offline Project Badges: 
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All this talk of snow and ice reminds me it's been exactly 35 years now since we had any snow that stuck to the ground below about 1000 feet elevation, even though it does get cold enough almost every year. Once in a while, we'll have a few flakes make it to ground level - and then melt right away. There hasn't been a "snow day" here since the 1940s and I don't think there's been a white Christmas in recorded history.
Stay warm everyone. - D |
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RT
Master Cruncher USA - Texas - DFW Joined: Dec 22, 2004 Post Count: 2636 Status: Offline Project Badges: 
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 Good Morning MOT Everyone have a great day. |
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keithhenry
Ace Cruncher Senile old farts of the world ....uh.....uh..... nevermind Joined: Nov 18, 2004 Post Count: 18667 Status: Offline Project Badges:
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we just passed the navy and the marines are in our sights. they will be behind us by friday, then i'm coming home. leave the light on for me. The light's always on for everyone. We've even disconnected the switch and hardwired it.   |
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Former Member
Cruncher Joined: May 22, 2018 Post Count: 0 Status: Offline |
we just passed the navy and the marines are in our sights. they will be behind us by friday, then i'm coming home. leave the light on for me. The light's always on for everyone. We've even disconnected the switch and hardwired it. Now i know why i cant turn the light off “Government, even in its best state, is but a necessary evil; in its worst state, an intolerable one.” Thomas Paine - A nation can survive it's fools, even the ambitious. But it cannot survive treason from within. Author Unknown [Edit 2 times, last edit by Former Member at Jan 19, 2011 12:42:57 AM] |
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keithhenry
Ace Cruncher Senile old farts of the world ....uh.....uh..... nevermind Joined: Nov 18, 2004 Post Count: 18667 Status: Offline Project Badges:
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MyOnlineTeam Daily Statistics for 01/18 - All Members:
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Points milestones report ======================== judson Somerville MD reached 21,000,000 points darth_vader reached 5,000,000 points pramodp reached 600,000 points dkt reached 500,000 points Runtime milestones report ========================= judson Somerville MD reached 21 years of runtime darth_vader reached 6 years of runtime Results returned milestones report ================================== Jockin reached 3,800 results Daeloan reached 2,200 results Barramundi reached 2,000 results dkt reached 700 results New members report ================== No new members found. Retired members report ====================== No new retired members found. For the week as a team: Statistics Total Run Time Points Results Team Records: Results Returned: 12/19/2007 2,522 Points: 11/08/2010 747,548 Runtime: 01/25/2006 1:123:00:53:34 Good crunching folks!!!!! |
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keithhenry
Ace Cruncher Senile old farts of the world ....uh.....uh..... nevermind Joined: Nov 18, 2004 Post Count: 18667 Status: Offline Project Badges:
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MyOnlineTeam Daily Statistics for 01/18 - Active Members
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Note: Active members are those who earned points in the prior 30 days. Top Twenty active members returning points today: 01: RT - 176,209 points 02: judson Somerville MD - 85,875 points 03: Coingames - 62,484 points 04: marysduby - 49,138 points 05: NiceMedTexMD - 42,219 points 06: David Autumns - 33,715 points 07: dkt - 31,706 points 08: xroule - 30,403 points 09: brown chris - 27,566 points 10: finman - 26,269 points 11: Rene Punt - 17,195 points 12: Vuj - 16,915 points 13: keithhenry - 15,407 points 14: darth_vader - 15,121 points 15: Blueprint - 14,629 points 16: Mike OSullivan - 12,330 points 17: Alain Bryden - 11,890 points 18: lawrencehardin - 9,935 points 19: PohSoon - 8,317 points 20: frans6nl - 3,900 points Total points returned today: 723,561 Active members returning points today: 36 Average points per member active today: 20,098.9167 |
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