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keithhenry
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A Prayer for the Stressed! (de-nelsoc'd in advance) biggrin

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
the courage to change the things I cannot accept,
and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had
to kill today because they p***ed me off.

And also help me to be careful of the toes I step on
today as they may be connected to the a** that I may have
to kiss tomorrow.

Help me to always give 100% at work . . .
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% on Fridays

And help me to remember . . .
When I'm having a really bad day,
and it seems that people are trying to p*** me off,
that it takes 42 muscles to frown and
only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to b*** this!

Amen
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Re: A Prayer for the Stressed! (de-nelsoc'd in advance) biggrin

Please grant so great horny to my wife, so she would abandon her business trip and return here to practise pole vault with me.
Or if not possible, then make her rent some young courtesan to ease my pain.

I miss my wushu girl crying


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Re: A Prayer for the Stressed! (de-nelsoc'd in advance) biggrin

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
the courage to change the things I cannot accept,
and . . .Amen

. . . while granting me the first two, grant me the wisdom to know which is which, the time to take the proper action and the heart to care.
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Re: A Prayer for the Stressed! (de-nelsoc'd in advance) biggrin


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Ah shucks ... too many hits to it. The pic was similar to this.

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Greets Baron.
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