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Former Member
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Ripcat!
No: You don't seem to understand. I meant it as a scent "For" our K9 Amigos to enjoy. And I don't sweat a Beer Fart from the Dog as it just adds to the natural Bouquet of my Home! Now a Cat's "Snake Farts" or that Doggy "Flop Bottom" thing squeaking across the tiles! Eww;( A good Nose can tell an "India Pale Ale fart" from a "Lager Pffft" anywhere! *Hic* !!!! Spilly Blob  |
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Former Member
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Billy Bob,
Now I can make scents of your post!  Smells like warm electrical components and wet Dog.  I don't think it will be very popular with the women.  Drop'em 'n' leave'em(farts that is), Ripcat |
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Former Member
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Billy Bob, Now I can make scents of your post! Smells like warm electrical components and wet Dog. I don't think it will be very popular with the women. Drop'em 'n' leave'em(farts that is), Ripcat Well maybe we should have a Chanel #5 fart for the ladies.  Something demure with a delicate lingering bouquet.  However, I insist it should emerge as a slow crescendo dress billowing, button popping bra flopping full screaming gale fart. So that they can’t deny they did it or blame it on the dog or have this holier than thou attitude as if they never blow a fart themselves. Personally I like the wet dog scent it is better than some wet humans I know. Paws |
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Well maybe we should have a Chanel #5 fart for the ladies. Something demure with a delicate lingering bouquet. However, I insist it should emerge as a slow crescendo dress billowing, button popping bra flopping full screaming gale fart. So that they can’t deny they did it or blame it on the dog or have this holier than thou attitude as if they never blow a fart themselves. If the women don't fart then they won't need the designer scents.Around our house though, we are pretty open about our gas and believe me, the woman of the house here could certainly use a little fragrance enhancement.  Running for cover, Ripcat |
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Former Member
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If the women don't fart then they won't need the designer scents. Around our house though, we are pretty open about our gas and believe me, the woman of the house here could certainly use a little fragrance enhancement. Running for cover, Ripcat American women in general tend to be different in this area.  My own friend wife sneaks out these eye fluttering,  flesh eating,  sofa burning,  insect killing  silent stinkers.  Talk about a bio weapon!! However, if I even let out a mild little sqeaker with almost no oder!  I get - The LOOK!  and the how GROSS and ill refined can I be  tossed at me. I'm just wanting to level the playing field a little and laugh at the snottieness of it all.Paws |
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 Hi Hairy4Paws Do you think gas masks will ever come back into fashion I got a warehouse full of them, wanna go into business Hairy4Paws Flop Bottom Fart Mask Emporium Has a nice ring to it [No pun intended] A nice stiffling, stench quenching, chrome removing, title Do you think we could become a Farttune 500 companyYour friend [Edit 2 times, last edit by Former Member at Jan 28, 2005 2:55:31 AM] |
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Hi Hairy4Paws Do you think gas masks will ever come back into fashion I got a warehouse full of them, wanna go into business Hairy4Paws Flop Bottom Fart Mask Emporium Has a nice ring to it [No pun intended] A nice stiffling, stench quenching, chrome removing, title Do you think we could become a Farttune 500 company Your friend Graham Old friend, and chum, I'm flattered I'm afraid we would be denying too great a portion of the world's population from sticking their  up someone elses butt that we would starve. No investor would touch us. We could have to run the ring up around our own necks to keep from falling in. Paws |
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We feel a scientic breakthough in designer fart odors is well over due and will save us all many awkward moments in crowded quarters! Actually, the worst fart smell in the world has already been concocted, and it's such a vile-smelling volatile compound that it's potential application is riot crowd control. It's kept compressed in liquid form in a glass jar in a fume cabinet inside an artight room which has 2 levels of airtight doors, just like a severely contagious disease laboratory, for fear of the smell excaping and contaminating the entire institute. It's composed by a number of noxious chemicals in just the right proportions that are present in our body, if not ther animal's, and most of them are somehow related to proteins and carbohydrates. So... yes, it is possible, and it is in the realm of reality. I can envision that in future we will have specially bred genetically modified riot control policemen who have inbred lethal crowd dispersal ordnance in the form of anterior-opening-released biological olfactory weapon. I wonder if anyone tried a terrorist attack using such scents... stink up the white house, evict the president semi-permanently for afew months while the smell wears off... Or even better, since smells stay practically forever inside an enclosed, air-conditioned environment... Wait a second. Smells stay forever in the air of an enclosed, close-circulation environment, such as space stations, especially small areas. So what happens when someone farts in his space suit or on a space shuttle? (one reason why onion and garlic, which promote farting, isn't on NASA's space-flight food menu) |
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Former Member
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Hello Orca---That smell is in our halls of Congress
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It's starting to look like we all enjoy our farts way too much!
Tootmiester, Ripcat |
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