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devilish Proteins and Farts!

Hi all,

My family and I were wondering if proteins could have an effect on the odor of flatulence. If so, we were also wondering if the research into proteins would eventually help us find a way to alter the noxious fart odor! thinking

We'd like to have designer fart odors so we don't subject people near us to our foul broken wind! blushing

Some of our favourite designer fart odors are Apple Pie Fart, Bubble Gum Gumbo and Scent O'Pines! biggrin

We feel a scientic breakthough in designer fart odors is well over due and will save us all many awkward moments in crowded quarters! sick

<let's a loud one go>
"Excuse me." blushing
<aaahhhh, the fresh scent of 'Spring Flowers In Bloom'> laughing

Let it rip,
Ripcat
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Re: Proteins and Farts!

Well, if we are going to change the "odor" of farts, might as well change the entire composition of them as well.

We have to find a way to package this deal to make it look like it will be a great benefit to all of humanity on a larger more important scale than the current project.
How to do this? Easy.

Greenhouse effect.

Cow farts are a major contributor to global warming. (although global warming is a questionable science)

The new project will have to center around finding a chemical or solution that can be applied to either the drinking water or via crop dusting. tongue
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Re: Proteins and Farts!

Hi all,

My family and I were wondering if proteins could have an effect on the odor of flatulence. If so, we were also wondering if the research into proteins would eventually help us find a way to alter the noxious fart odor! thinking

We'd like to have designer fart odors so we don't subject people near us to our foul broken wind! blushing

Some of our favourite designer fart odors are Apple Pie Fart, Bubble Gum Gumbo and Scent O'Pines! biggrin

We feel a scientic breakthough in designer fart odors is well over due and will save us all many awkward moments in crowded quarters! sick

<let's a loud one go>
"Excuse me." blushing
<aaahhhh, the fresh scent of 'Spring Flowers In Bloom'> laughing

Let it rip,
Ripcat


Now this I can get behind so to speak - no more blaming it on the dog!
signed
Hairy4Paws biggrin
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Re: Proteins and Farts!

Hi all,

My family and I were wondering if proteins could have an effect on the odor of flatulence. If so, we were also wondering if the research into proteins would eventually help us find a way to alter the noxious fart odor! thinking

We'd like to have designer fart odors so we don't subject people near us to our foul broken wind! blushing

Some of our favourite designer fart odors are Apple Pie Fart, Bubble Gum Gumbo and Scent O'Pines! biggrin

We feel a scientic breakthough in designer fart odors is well over due and will save us all many awkward moments in crowded quarters! sick

<let's a loud one go>
"Excuse me." blushing
ILSHIROTFCMAO!
<aaahhhh, the fresh scent of 'Spring Flowers In Bloom'> laughing

Let it rip,
Ripcat

I don't know but I choked so hard I passed a couple!
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shock Farts!

Hi all,

My family and I were wondering if proteins could have an effect on the odor of flatulence. If so, we were also wondering if the research into proteins would eventually help us find a way to alter the noxious fart odor! thinking

We'd like to have designer fart odors so we don't subject people near us to our foul broken wind! blushing

Some of our favourite designer fart odors are Apple Pie Fart, Bubble Gum Gumbo and Scent O'Pines! biggrin

We feel a scientic breakthough in designer fart odors is well over due and will save us all many awkward moments in crowded quarters! sick

<let's a loud one go>
"Excuse me." blushing
<aaahhhh, the fresh scent of 'Spring Flowers In Bloom'> laughing

Let it rip,
Ripcat


Or why not enhance the methane potential.
Then we could make everyone were Butt Tubes .
That way we could enslave Everyone for industry...


*Hic*
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Re: Farts!

Humans being used as an energy source reeks of a Matrix copyright infringement.

A cow, on the other hand, (would be quite painful) actually produces about 1 gallon of methane each day.
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biggrin Re: Farts!

He He No·MAD

I figgered butt ain't sure if you figgered that I wuz da Capt Crunch,
USA, R, etc....
I am very amused and delighted to be on the same team with you.
Cheers!
Humans being used as an energy source reeks of a Matrix copyright infringement.

A cow, on the other hand, (would be quite painful) actually produces about 1 gallon of methane each day.


I never saw the movie so I guess I got good Ideas!

Painful? I don't know butt I seen alto of stuff done behind Cattle :(
that they wouldn't mind too much. :)
and you didn't seem to allow for the Humans Genetic Change. Of which
the 'Gas' factor is open still.
Pweeeeeeee!

biggrin !
Robert
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rose Proteins and Farts!

Hi all,

My family and I were wondering if proteins could have an effect on the odor of flatulence. If so, we were also wondering if the research into proteins would eventually help us find a way to alter the noxious fart odor! thinking

We'd like to have designer fart odors so we don't subject people near us to our foul broken wind! blushing

Some of our favourite designer fart odors are Apple Pie Fart, Bubble Gum Gumbo and Scent O'Pines! biggrin

We feel a scientic breakthough in designer fart odors is well over due and will save us all many awkward moments in crowded quarters! sick

<let's a loud one go>
"Excuse me." blushing
<aaahhhh, the fresh scent of 'Spring Flowers In Bloom'> laughing

Let it rip,
Ripcat


~~~~~~~~And Some for our Teams Pup~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~Maybe a Beer Scent!!!!!!~~~~~~~~~

laughing laughing
Hoowwooooooooooool
Robert
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Re: Farts!


I figgered butt ain't sure if you figgered that I wuz da Capt Crunch,
USA, R, etc....
I am very amused and delighted to be on the same team with you.
Cheers!


Yes, I always recognize you every time you do a name change. Your writing style is quite unique.
I joined "My Online Team" a couple of days ago for a variety of reasons, and I figured you would be surprised and amused. smile
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Re: Proteins and Farts!


~~~~~~~~And Some for our Teams Pup~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~Maybe a Beer Scent!!!!!!~~~~~~~~~

laughing laughing
Hoowwooooooooooool
Robert



The beer fart is one of the scents we would try to mask with designer fart scents! It's already a very common scent! And its not very pleasant!tongue


Windbag,
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