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Former Member
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Ripcat!
No: You don't seem to understand. I meant it as a scent "For" our K9 Amigos to enjoy. And I don't sweat a Beer Fart from the Dog as it just adds to the natural Bouquet of my Home! Now a Cat's "Snake Farts" or that Doggy "Flop Bottom" thing squeaking across the tiles! Eww;( A good Nose can tell an "India Pale Ale fart" from a "Lager Pffft" anywhere! *Hic* !!!! Spilly Blob ![]() |
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Billy Bob,
Now I can make scents of your post! ![]() Smells like warm electrical components and wet Dog. ![]() I don't think it will be very popular with the women. ![]() Drop'em 'n' leave'em(farts that is), Ripcat |
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Billy Bob, Now I can make scents of your post! ![]() Smells like warm electrical components and wet Dog. ![]() I don't think it will be very popular with the women. ![]() Drop'em 'n' leave'em(farts that is), Ripcat Well maybe we should have a Chanel #5 fart for the ladies. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Personally I like the wet dog scent it is better than some wet humans I know. ![]() Paws |
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Well maybe we should have a Chanel #5 fart for the ladies. Something demure with a delicate lingering bouquet. However, I insist it should emerge as a slow crescendo dress billowing, button popping bra flopping full screaming gale fart. So that they can’t deny they did it or blame it on the dog or have this holier than thou attitude as if they never blow a fart themselves. ![]() Around our house though, we are pretty open about our gas and believe me, the woman of the house here could certainly use a little fragrance enhancement. ![]() Running for cover, Ripcat |
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![]() Around our house though, we are pretty open about our gas and believe me, the woman of the house here could certainly use a little fragrance enhancement. ![]() Running for cover, Ripcat American women in general tend to be different in this area. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Paws |
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Your friend Graham ![]() Old friend, and chum, I'm flattered ![]() I'm afraid we would be denying too great a portion of the world's population from sticking their ![]() ![]() Paws |
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We feel a scientic breakthough in designer fart odors is well over due and will save us all many awkward moments in crowded quarters! ![]() Actually, the worst fart smell in the world has already been concocted, and it's such a vile-smelling volatile compound that it's potential application is riot crowd control. It's kept compressed in liquid form in a glass jar in a fume cabinet inside an artight room which has 2 levels of airtight doors, just like a severely contagious disease laboratory, for fear of the smell excaping and contaminating the entire institute. It's composed by a number of noxious chemicals in just the right proportions that are present in our body, if not ther animal's, and most of them are somehow related to proteins and carbohydrates. So... yes, it is possible, and it is in the realm of reality. I can envision that in future we will have specially bred genetically modified riot control policemen who have inbred lethal crowd dispersal ordnance in the form of anterior-opening-released biological olfactory weapon. ![]() I wonder if anyone tried a terrorist attack using such scents... stink up the white house, evict the president semi-permanently for afew months while the smell wears off... Or even better, since smells stay practically forever inside an enclosed, air-conditioned environment... Wait a second. Smells stay forever in the air of an enclosed, close-circulation environment, such as space stations, especially small areas. So what happens when someone farts in his space suit or on a space shuttle? ![]() (one reason why onion and garlic, which promote farting, isn't on NASA's space-flight food menu) |
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Hello Orca---That smell is in our halls of Congress
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It's starting to look like we all enjoy our farts way too much!
![]() Tootmiester, Ripcat |
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