The Dead Cow Dare.
In "Red Sky at Morning"....
My Fav Movie. Ever...
Smelly Story (True!)
At the age of 13 walking along the Puget Sound Shoreline.
Discovered a beached, and very dead, Sea Lion.
It was Hugely Bloated! Absolutely Bugeyed Tumescent!(Turgid)
I was with a girl I had just Ben introduced to. (that was going to spend
the Summer right next to "our" Cabin on the Water...)
We smelled it from UP WIND! ( It Radiated )
She wanted to turn back and go the 'long way back' but I told her to
RUN past it. (I had Spied the Perfect Spear lying in the Driftwood.
She had not gone far when I pierced the dead beast...
It POPPED like a Balloon! Spewing Goo everywhere!
The power of the stench can only be described by the previous post
talking about a Super Stank!
I ran away toward the girl but the smell blasted past us!
She fell, retching. I was overcome by intense nausea.
Still I kept running (Past Her) as far as dared before I tried to breath..
When I looked back she was still on her Knees heaving uncontrollably.
I was doing the same. Just farther away.
Needless to say that was our first / last walk together!

Bob

Here's some other ideas on fart smell suppression:

Fart in a Spacesuit - for Orca
Aroma Buster - I think this was posted by Hairy's wife
Flatulence Reoderizer - strong enough for a man but made for a woman
Antiodor Seat Cushions - great for at the office

'Farts smell so deaf people can enjoy them too!'

Fartaholic,
Ripcat

Hi Robby
You are a gem, enough said!
Did you know Hairy4Paws is a snob. His real name is Fido, but he spells it Phydeaux.
Your Friend

Just for the record, I'm not a cat!!! I'm a beast-marked man returned from the Dark Shore!

The Dark Shore by Adam Lee(A.A. Attanasio) get it here:
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-...1203?v=glance&s=books

Cacodemon killer,
Ripcat

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