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Moronin...dark & +6
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Good morning all.

A couple knocked on my door yesterday and asked me what coloured bread I ate? I said " White ", and they gave me a thirty minute lecture on the benefits of eating Brown.
I think they were Hovis Witnesses wink
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morning all biggrin

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Evening all

Drizzle today and maybe snow tomorrow.
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Monin....colder!
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Haven't put my nose outside yet, so don't know what the temperature is! However, I am off to Paris today (with 5 other "girls") for 4 days. So watch out Paris!!

Au revoir, for now! wink smile
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Morning
Have a great time Merle hope your franglay is up to it
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Morning all.

Have a good trip Merle. cool


My mate just hired an Eastern European cleaner. Took her 5 hours to hoover the house.

Turns out she was a Slovak biggrin
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Paris Merle?

I remember a story of an American Tourist who went to Paris, he was asked for his passport and he said he never had to show it the last time he was there.
"Rubbish" said the customs man "You always have to show your pass port"
"Well I didn't" replied the American,
"And when was this" the customs man said.
"D Day 1945" was the swift reply, "We couldn't find a Frenchman to show it to"
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Morning
Have a great time Merle hope your franglay is up to it
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It used to be very good, but I have a feeling that old age 'dementia' may have had an effect on that!!

Au Revoir! (for now!)
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