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I found this from the front page of the Otago Daily Times of New Zealand online edition at http://www.odt.co.nz/Daily/skins/ODT/
Additive puts readers in line for ‘ODT’ obesity link

By Stu Oldham

A printing additive used exclusively today by the Otago Daily Times is part of a medical breakthrough that could safely turn wet newspapers into a key weapon in the fight against fat, German researchers say.
The back page of today’s issue has been printed with the locally produced vegetable-based fixing agent, and has been perforated so readers can tear it, wet it, and wrap it to test the remarkable, just-released claim.
The international medical fraternity will test it themselves when the research is published in the respected New Hampshire Medical Journal this month, but Dunedin is already equipped to capitalise on the windfall opportunity.
“If this works as they say, then this breakthrough could spawn a whole new industry that would be huge for the city,” Otago Daily Times print room supervisor Dean McStub said. “And it will all come from something that has been right under our noses.”
Public health researchers from the Lacinex Institute in Heidelberg discovered the “fat-burning” qualities of the fixing agent AF-1405 last month as they entered the 21st year of a 25-year study on global workplace health.
Lead researcher Prof Viktor Leptin said the Otago Daily Times print room was the only one among 1500 workplaces monitored worldwide whose workers had “had no perceivable predilection toward obesity”.
“The results were quite astounding. While some workplaces, notably in the United States and England, had late-life obesity rates of up to 72%, it was less than 2% for the workers at the Dunedin site,” Prof Leptin explained.
“That was an incredible result for us, especially given the changes in lifestyle over the 21-year period, which is why we had to examine the total work environment.”
Fourteen of the 32-strong research team spent five weeks at the newspaper late last year, testing everything from air quality to the composition of the compounds used in the printing process.
They also analysed a fixing agent printers first produced at the newspaper during the 1976 oil shock, which test results last month confirmed “had a direct and quite rapid effect on visible body fat”, Prof Leptin said.
Researchers were still “some way” from understanding how it worked, but it appeared it was easily absorbed by the skin, to turn visible fat into waste which was “then passed through the kidneys in the normal way”, Prof Leptin said.
The compound was activated by water, which meant even the dampened pages of the newspaper could be used to “literally burn the fat away” — something Prof Leptin suggested readers tried today.
“Initial work suggests that something as simple as a damp newspaper wrapped around the target area will reduce upper-level fat within 42 hours. Again, this is a preliminary finding, but what work we have done suggests this is a very exciting and realistic discovery indeed.”
Lawyers yesterday advised details about the compound, which uses Otago swedes as a base, will stay secret until it is patented.
The accounts of the press room workers were being suppressed pending release of the research on the medical journal’s website this morning, Prof Leptin said.
Prof Leptin said he would explain the breakthrough in simple terms on Dunedin radio station More FM 97.4 at noon, before he leaves the city for the 32nd International Employment Health Congress tonight.
¿ The Otago Daily Times invites readers to wrap themselves in the wet back page, and test the claims themselves. Feedback should be sent to the Otago Daily Times at news@odt.co.nz, or phone 467-7123. Questions to Prof Leptin can also be passed to More FM at elvis@morefm.co.nz, or by phoning 474-4000.

While soaking my newspaper wrap, I wondered if anyone else found any interesting articles in their papers for April Fool's Day?
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I have put in my subscription order biggrin Happy April Fools Day My Friend Dave Bell!! By the way is it warming up down there? Your friend in Virginia Dave if you could e-mail me your zip code i could put in my Weather Bug and see the nearest camera
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Hi Dave,

Found this whilst researching the subject:

In 1998 Guinness issued a press release announcing that it had reached an agreement with the Old Royal Observatory in Greenwich, England to be the official beer sponsor of the Observatory's millennium celebration. According to this agreement, Greenwich Mean Time would be renamed Guinness Mean Time until the end of 1999. In addition, where the Observatory traditionally counted seconds in "pips," it would now count them in "pint drips." The Financial Times, not realizing that the release was a joke, declared that Guinness was setting a "brash tone for the millennium." When the Financial Times learned that it had fallen for a joke, it printed a curt retraction, stating that the news it had disclosed "was apparently intended as part of an April 1 spoof."

Sounds like a plan...

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Top 100 April Fool's Day Hoaxes of All Time

smile Hi Guys
Here are the Top 100 April Fool's Day Hoaxes of All Time
http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/aprilfool/
Enjoy
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And this one would just scare me....

An article by John Dvorak in the April 1994 issue of PC Computing magazine described a bill going through Congress that would make it illegal to use the internet while drunk, or to discuss sexual matters over a public network. The bill was supposedly numbered 040194 (i.e. 04/01/94), and the contact person was listed as Lirpa Sloof (April Fools backwards). The article said that the FBI was going to use the bill to tap the phone line of anyone who "uses or abuses alcohol" while accessing the internet. Passage of the bill was felt to be certain because "Who wants to come out and support drunkenness and computer sex?" The article offered this explanation for the origin of the bill: "The moniker 'Information Highway' itself seems to be responsible for SB 040194... I know how silly this sounds, but Congress apparently thinks being drunk on a highway is bad no matter what kind of highway it is." The article generated so many outraged phone calls to Congress that Senator Edward Kennedy's office had to release an official denial of the rumor that he was a sponsor of the bill.

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I have put in my subscription order biggrin Happy April Fools Day My Friend Dave Bell!! By the way is it warming up down there? Your friend in Virginia Dave if you could e-mail me your zip code i could put in my Weather Bug and see the nearest camera


marysduby --

It has been getting much nicer of late. The pear trees are coming into bloom and we have had temperatures pushing close to 80. Today looks a bit iffy though. There has been some pretty heavy fog this morning and we are in for some thunderstorms later today into the evening. A good weather cam here is at http://www.wral.com/wxcam/3894530/detail.html. I don't know if you can come up with a better one using my zip which is 27612. We do have Department of Transportation cams in the area that the same station lists at http://www.wral.com/traffic/index.html. I enjoy watching storms roll into the area by checking their latest doppler radar and then looking at the traffic cams in the area nearest the front of the storms.

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Also, what an occasion to have G-Mail, now being 1 year old, be upping the 1GB limit to 2GB? Say it isn't so, but it's true! I have just found out today on http://www.eweek.com/article2/0,1759,1781392,00.asp?kc=EWRSS03119TX1K0000594 and on my G-Mail account! Yay! And this is no joke! smile
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It has been getting much nicer of late. The pear trees are coming into bloom and we have had temperatures pushing close to 80. Today looks a bit iffy though. There has been some pretty heavy fog this morning and we are in for some thunderstorms later today into the evening. A good weather cam here is at http://www.wral.com/wxcam/3894530/detail.html. I don't know if you can come up with a better one using my zip which is 27612. We do have Department of Transportation cams in the area that the same station lists at http://www.wral.com/traffic/index.html. I enjoy watching storms roll into the area by checking their latest doppler radar and then looking at the traffic cams in the area nearest the front of the storms. Thanks Dave---Those are great sites!! And I have Fox Rd ES on my Weatherbug. Its cool and windy here but its supposed to warm up this week. I live on Chesapeake Bay so it blows cool when the wind is coming off the Bay Your Friend Marysduby smile
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