Well, you could try northern dimension of subject, called Vodka.

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Polka of lake Ladoga.

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I have hear that there is tiny worm in tequila bottle and you get some kind of vision if you eat it... Well never try.
But in vodka, there is magic dust in every bottle, so it will increase your capability and give even some supernatural ones..

1. Class
It will increase your intelligent, there is no doubt about it, you feel like most intelligent person on this planet.

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It increases you look. Once again you are most beautiful one on this planet.

3. Class
It will increase your wealth. You feel it is good idea to offer free round to rest of the world.

4. Class
It makes you bullet proof, you can start fight even with rest of the world..

5. Class
It makes you invisible. You can do what ever you want and rest of the world cannot see or hear you, etc. dance on the table and talk to another peoples..


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I like tequila in Jello.

Your drinking the wrong brand then.
Try White El Tesoro Platinum, El Tesoro Reposado or El Conquistador Reposado Tequila.
Of course this is not to be mixed with anything. Straight, with maybe a little salt on part of the rim. Very smooooooooooth.